I think I might have a DEMON in the house!!!!!...Spooky!

by Legolas 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Are you sure it's not a flesh and blood human breaking in? Be careful.

  • Legolas
    Legolas



    Oh yea no one is here but me!



    Do you want to hear the stupid thing my dad used to tell me when I was little and scared...He used to say...'Make the sign of the cross, and if that doesn't make it leave then kick it hard between the legs and run!'....LMAO

  • Mastodon
    Mastodon

    STEP 6
    Get a bottle of white Rum(I recommend Bacardi) Walk evry inch of your house while taking some of the Rum in your mouth and spraying it out thru puckered lips. Do this using at least half the bottle, the rest will need to be gulped down in order to create a drunken reaction that will make it more acceptable to roll a joint and smoke it.
    That'll make the noises stop :)

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    Have you seen dead people?

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket
    I've never heard of a ghost actually harming a person

    That's sort of like when you see a snake. It might not hurt you, but it'll sure make you hurt yourself (trying to get the heck outta Dodge)!

  • ClickyTelah
    ClickyTelah

    Don't freak yourself out man! Just cause you hear noises and stuff in your house doesn't mean there are demons in there. Your thoughts and expectations create your experience of reality. That is the problem with the JW's, they take something innocent and demonize it. It's rediculus! What if they are angels???

    Like I'm a healer and they would think that since things are happening that they can't explain, like maraculus healings that are instantanious, that demons are behind it! It's not that, it's quantum physics. New science! That is just them not being able to explain the phenominon and dimissing it as evil cause they can't explain how it's happening cause they are too wrapped up in their religion and don't allow themselves to think outside the box. All that demon talk is so primative and witch burning days. Man, get with the times, it's 2005! Not the 1600's!!

    Telah

  • Golf
    Golf

    Telah, I belong to a culture that believes in 'spirits' (not the liquor kind) care to meet them?


    Golf

  • Legolas
    Legolas
    Don't freak yourself out man!

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

    It did and does NOT freak me out!....I wanted to have a chat with them!

  • Enigma One
    Enigma One

    Legolas...my dear hottie....

    You are "seeing" demons in your house. I suggest putting down the MJ bong....the crack pipe....and the booze....and the pills.....it's time to dry out.

  • loosie
    loosie

    I used to hear my child's voice ( or sounds he used to make) after he died. I knew he wasn't alive to make thsoe sounds anymore. But my mind kept playing these familar sounds back to me. I was diagnosed with PTSD post traumatic stress disorder.

    Have you been having a lot of stress lately?

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