This joke was written by the comedian Emo Phillips. What makes it funny is that it captures Christianity to the exact point we all should know. Enjoy ...
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
Summary
Isn't that so true, no matter what sect of Christianity your in, you always think the other sects are wrong and worthy of death. I always find that the best way to judge if a Christian is trustworthy, is to ask this question ...
"Does your religion feel that non-believers are subject to some form of Judgement?"
If they say no, and go into all sorts of "all faiths are different" and "it is about what you accept" speech. Then they are not trustworthy, as all Christianity, no matter what sect you hold to be true, is about a form of judgement on the non-believer. To say otherwise, is to try and form your conscience to accept something that is simply not the case and not true. So if your Christian and belong to the Neighborhood Christian Church, and walk up to a guy on a bridge who belongs to the Christian Fellowship Church, push him off and do god's bidding and free of the world of another heretic.