I couldn't figure out whether to put this in "Research", "Humor" or "Adult". However, since I had to do research to compile it, it ended up here...
Awake! Nov.22, 1997 p 11-121. Wash your hands with soap and water after contact with feces and before handling food.
Glad to know that the WTS has consulted the bible on what to do after playing in poop.
Awake! Jan.22, 1976 p16-20
Time magazine commented:
"Each day across the nation, dogs deposit an estimated 4 million tons of feces and 42 million quarts of urine on city streets and parks
Jehovah's creation at work!
Awake! Nov.8, 1971 p21-23
As the number of dogs increases, so do their wastes. A large dog will eliminate a pound and a quarter of feces a day, but the average for all dogs is about three-quarters of a pound. That amounts to over 60,000 tons of solid wastes a year from just New York city dogs, and that does not include millions of gallons of urine! Can these wastes cause disease?
What other shit can you think of that comes out of New York?
Watchtower Dec.15, 1999 p4-8
In downtown Seoul, a store that specializes in underwear made television news by displaying in its window a Christmas tree decorated only with underwear. The atmosphere of Christmas was noticeable, but any sign of welcoming the Christ was not.
So, the moral is don't welcome Jesus with underwear.
2000 Yearbook p148-223
We took our underwear, went to the tower, were baptized, quickly changed, and then reported for work." They were grateful that Jehovah had helped his servants to find a way to symbolize their dedication in obedience to the command of Jesus Christ.
I thought underwear was a BAD way of showing your respect for Christ?
Awake Sept.22, 1988 p8-11
If your home has an outside toilet, why not put a lock on it to prevent others from dirtying it?
That won't stop people from shitting on your car.
Watchtower June 1, 1989 p15-20
In Bethel Homes, the toilets are kept scrupulously clean, and provision is made to enable those using them to wash their hands immediately. Members of the family are expected to leave the toilet clean after use, which means checking to see that the toilet is properly flushed. This shows consideration for the next user or for the housekeeper. Should not such fine, loving principles govern each and every Christian household?
Human waste is the only type of shit that is kept OUT of Bethel.
Awake March 22, 1972 p20-22
With the growth of urban areas and the reduction of fertile areas-often chemically treated-would it be too simple to suggest that it is we whose mad behaviour has affected the tits?
I'll let you figure this one out for yourself.