The Watchtower Advises...

by Nosferatu 28 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  katiekitten

  Awake Sept.22, 1988 p8-11If your home has an outside toilet, why not put a lock on it to prevent others from dirtying it?

  HUH????

  I needed the Awake to tell me this?

  If they are taking on responsibility for regulating non religious areas of life how come they havent told me about wiping the rim of my catflap where all the hair and wax collects? And what about emptying the fluff from my daughters coat pockets? Can I sue them for not being advised that if I leave my garage door open someone might walk off with the hedge trimmer? And shouldnt they have a pre printed poster for us to cut out telling visitors to the house to remove their shoes before walking across the carpet?
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  Enigma One

  "If your home has an outside toilet...." I think if you don't have an indoor shitter in 1988 the least thing you should be worried about is getting a lock for it. Sheesh. What's going to happen some crazy neighbor come over and leave a "Hangin Dragon" in your outhouse?
  
  What happens if you have a two story, 4 holer, outhouse. You know the Witnoid family that poops together, stays together.
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  katiekitten

  Now im trying to work out the architecture and logistics of a 2 storey 4 hole pooper.

  2 holes upstairs and 2 down is how I see it. Were talking primitive, cos its an outdoor pooper, so do the upstairs holes drop straight down and feed into the downstairs holes? Maybe if you had the kids pooping upstairs you would have less total volume of poop feeding down. There would have to be shutes, at an angle, so that it washes down effectively. You might need some kind of flux to assist downward movement. And air bricks for circulation.

  I cant honestly see that the neighbours would want to go anywhere near a crapper like this. I think if you built it to my spec, you could save £4.52 on a padlock.

  Incotrivertible proof that the Awake IS WRONG!
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  jwfacts

  katiekitten
  You thought about that one through a bit too long :)
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  katiekitten

  even as I was writing my head was screaming "get a life, get a life"!!
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  Golf
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  Golf
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  Golf

  Nosf, you had to pick a 'shitty' subject didn't you? Now go and relieve yourself.
  
  
  Golf
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  Kaput

  And shouldnt they have a pre printed poster for us to cut out telling visitors to the house to remove their shoes before walking across the carpet?

  They probably already had that in the Japanese Awake.