The Watchtower Advises... (page 2)

Finally-Free

Awake! Nov.22, 1997 p 11-121. Wash your hands with soap and water after contact with feces and before handling food.

Whatever would we do without the timely education (at a college level) that is provided by the Awake! magazine!!! If it were not for this instruction I would still be eating my meals with shit-stained hands!

This is information I could not possibly have received from any other source! Isn't it wonderful that Jehovah uses the Watchtower Society to dispense to us this timely spiritual food!

W

Lilycurly

Finally-Free- Great one! lol, don't know why, but that shit-themed humor is having me bent over my desk in fits of laughters, tears and all.hihihi

bebu

The atmosphere of Christmas was noticeable, but any sign of welcoming the Christ was not.

If Christmas is all bad anyway, why would this make any difference?? Are they implying that Christmas is permissible if welcoming the Christ is the actual intention?

bebu

BluesBrother

I was intrigued by this too...

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yb00 pp. 183-184 Czech Republic ***

Many who learned the truth in prison were baptized there. How was that done? Ladislav Šmejkal, who learned the truth when he was a political prisoner, explains: "At the mine where we worked, we had access to cooling towers of large mine compressors. In June 1956, along with several others, I was baptized in the reservoir of one of these towers. It wasn’t easy because we had to do it during a short break before the afternoon shift. We took our underwear, went to the tower, were baptized, quickly changed, and then reported for work." They were grateful that Jehovah had helped his servants to find a way to symbolize their dedication in obedience to the command of Jesus Christ.—Matt. 28:19, 20.

BTW , defd and anybody else ... you have to admit that the WTS does print some pretty strange things at times.. I guess we could say that they are not afraid to tackle unusual subjejects - if we wanted to be polite

Poztate

I only hope that the brothers wash their hands before handing out the literature.

I think they should wait until after they hand out the literature to wash hands.They are after all still handling shit.

Awake! Nov.22, 1997 p 11-121. Wash your hands with soap and water after contact with feces and before handling food.

Let me think...After having a big dump you go over to the sink and turn on the taps with your poopy hands. You wash well and then turn off the (still poopy) taps. You then exit the washroom and touch the door handle where the last person ( who did not wash his hands) had touched it.Time to make lunch...

hamsterbait

Sorry -

But this site does not endorse the ridiculous condemnation of the sort exampled in this post.

Thousands of people die every DAY because they didn't have the advice mocked just now.

Apart from the prophecy stuff, everyday advice on how to avoid child death from diarrhoeah, and other good advice from WHS is passed on in the Asleep!

(Nowadays anyway)...

HB

Kaput

After having a big dump you go over to the sink and turn on the taps with your poopy hands. You wash well and then turn off the (still poopy) taps. You then exit the washroom and touch the door handle where the last person ( who did not wash his hands) had touched it.Time to make lunch...

That's why they had to discontinue the food service arrangement at assemblies. Too many got dysentery. People were so busy in the potty, they couldn't get to the contribution boxes.

Poztate

People were so busy in the potty, they couldn't get to the contribution boxes.

If they would have thought about it a little more they could have put contribution boxes right in the wash rooms...

Dand One

I remember a special needs talk at an espanol congregation basicly reviewing bathroom use habbits. Although its not fully odd, as there are a good percentage of recent migrants and studies. Many are unaware that plumbing in the U.S. is designed to handle crack wipes. In their home countries you are not allowed to flush those paper nasties. I guess the cleaning groups got tired of finding used tp the toliet!

Enigma One

I have to agree with Def'd on this one. A bit nit picky. But Def'd you have to admit....the WTBS even publishing silly things like this isn't your idea of spiritual food at the appropriate time.

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