Self Abuse (page 6)

diamondblue1974

Katie...warm your feet up....by wanking!!!!

Are you a bloody contortionist!!

DB74

bigwilly

wooo hooo! I get the 3rd place in my estimation I will have to step it up a little if I'm ever gonna get 1st!!!

Big Willy

So I have a question, CHL said he had a little elders meeting around his "problem". I never had a meeting, but did have multiple embarassing conversations with my dad (an elder) regarding "self abuse" (odd how they wanna talk about that after they find porn in your room more than once). And also many wierd conversations about whether or not my friends were involved in the "self abuse" & porn stuff (apparently dad thought we had some circle-jerk thing going on {same man that also believed looking at naked women would make you gay[this man had/has some odd conclusions about the subject]}).

Anyone else get odd interrogations, discussions around the subject? Anyone have a strange story to share?

Big Willy

mrsjones5

I've never bothered to try and count up how many times and how would I do that anyway? Been doing it since I was 11 after reading "Deanie" by Judy Blume

bigwilly

I believe we are working with averages and estimations, unless someone out there has kept a daily log of some sort.

Big Willy

mrsjones5

good lord I cant even make an estimation...hm let me think about this

bigwilly

Estimation (flow of consciousness style).."hmmm, started at 12, now i am 30. that makes 18 years. Like TS & miss peaches figure 1-2 times per day average (some days not at all, some days all day ) 18x365 = 6570 days x 1.5 = 9855!

Big Willy (of the still-no-calouses class)

DanTheMan

A quick estimate has me over 8000. Do I win a prize? And yes, after all that, I'm not exactly a straight-shooter.

startingover

This thread has developed into so much more than I ever expected. Thanks everyone for being so open.

Speaking of open, I had a JW friend in the days that always talked a bit too much. One time he told me that his mother in law caught him doing the act. I really couldn't believe he told me because I am certain if that happened to me I would keep it to myself. Talking to another friend later I discovered that he was told the same story.

After that we started calling him Mr. M behind his back.

xjwms

Mr. M

Thats funny

Did he ever find out, ... about the nickname?

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