The New "In-Phrase" - with greediness

by stillajwexelder 55 Replies latest jw friends

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Stilla must still be at the meeting lol! Hey stilla, if I refuse to be submissive, am I greedy?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Better not put any money in the contribution boxes, otherwise the WTS might start acting with greediness!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Stilla baby, this is for you. FHN - I have gone all weak at the knees

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Stilla must still be at the meeting lol! Hey stilla, if I refuse to be submissive, am I greedy? Buttlight - correct - I was at the meeting - being submissive - let me think on that one

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    How many grossly obese MS are there at Crooklyn Brothel?

    IN some cultures such as parts of polynesia no woman would want to marry a slim man. Arabic cultures - fat women are good.

    Is this going to be another instance of NY Bethel imposing Anerican values on other cultures?

    (Like in Spain,Where sisters are not allowed to be called by thier own legal name - yes there was a directive on this) or India where Western styles are expected of the brothers??

    Are the JC questions now to include as well as what underwear were you wearing how many biscuits did you eat?

    HB

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    The main thing to remember while kissin' them boobies, is don't make make any slurping noises....

    Slurping = greedy !!! .

    Pope

  • minimus
    minimus

    Judicial Committees are needed to determine whether someone actually was "greedy with uncleanness" or not. WHERE DOES THIS STUFF COME FROM???? certainly, NOT the BIBLE!....... Can you imagine Christ asking "sinners" exactly HOW they sinned, including every single detail?------- "Mary Magdelene did you let that man touch your breasts?? Did he kiss your nipples inadvertantly? How many times?? Was he aroused? How do you know? Did you feel excited? Did you have any physical reactions to your breasts being kissed? Were they kissed both at the same time or was one kissed first and then another one afterward? How long between breasts kissing?? Where were his hands? Where were yours?? Did you think even once about Jehovah God while your nipples were aroused?? Not even once?? Do you think that anyone would really believe that you are repentant? Did you not get exposed by the others that saw this man on top of you? What type of example do you think that you have given to the others?? Does your uncleanness not embolden others to imitate your own conduct? Do you think that you are anything but 'leaven' in our midst? Would it not be better to take a stone around your neck and hurl it into the sea??"

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    They will tie it to education too, you know they will... 'You are going to college? Is Jehovah's provision not enough for you? You are guilty of greed, brother/sister and must be df'd!!!'

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke
    WHERE DOES THIS STUFF COME FROM????

    From the Devil, where else?

    Pope

  • minimus
    minimus

    "The new 'in-phrase'"----- "Touching B R E A S T S"

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