England - United?

by Englishman 63 Replies latest jw friends

  • JanH
    JanH
    OOOOOH I enjoyed that.

    Lol, pubbie. I called Beckham a wanker in the last message, but I have to say he at least doesn't do it on a message board

    Amazing that after all those titles, you still have an inferiority complex. You know the title isn't really yours, you've just borrowed it. Haha.

    - Jan
    --
    Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. [Ambrose Bierce, The DevilĀ“s Dictionary, 1911]

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Ozzie,

    You said: "Supposing Australia should play England - who would win?
    Oh, I forgot to mention, we want all our players to be available, so we'll have Viduka, Kewell, Bosnich, Schwarzer etc thank you.

    Does that shorten the odds?"

    We would win, probably be 4 - 1, definitely not a whitewash.

    And we beat you in the 4th test at cricket for a change.

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    JanH

    It's not an inferioriy complex. We know exactly who the best team is NOW and it's us.

    I just want your history too, and to jump up and down on your graves, and to burn Liverbird flags and spit on pictures of Anfield, and leave Scousers cars on bricks for a change. . . . rant, rave, rage, foam . . . !

    "The only thing worse than a Scouse fan. . . is two Scouse fans"
    Pubsinger 21.8.01 at about 2.36pm!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    "And we beat you in the 4th test at cricket for a change"
    Well don't blame me!

    4-1 is an interesting scoreline. Who do you think would score? Is the England defense up to it?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Oh Boy!

    Nothing ever ever changes, the ole Manchester United v Liverpool eternal slanging match starts another season!

    Come in Simon, and tell us all about your beloved Manchester City. Any Everton supporters out there?

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    In light of my "discussion" with JanH, it pains me to say that Owen would score, Heskey would be viciously fouled, oh alright, BLATENTLY DIVE in the box for a penalty. (which is fine in an England shirt,but a BLOODY DISGRACE in a Filthpool Cheating Buggers shirt) Beckham would score a trademark freekick. But the best goal of the game would come from the best player at Man.United. Paul Scholes. 30 yard screamer in the top corner!

    Viduka for the ball and chain crew.

    PS can we talk footy more often? Can you tell I'm excited!
    NO comments JanH!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Here's the state of play right now:

    FA Premiership Table HOME AWAY

    Team: P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
    Everton 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
    Bolton 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 5 0 5 3
    Arsenal 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 4 0 4 3
    Leeds 1 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
    Man Utd 1 1 0 0 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
    Derby 1 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
    Liverpool 1 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
    Sunderland 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3
    Tottenham 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 2
    Chelsea 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
    Newcastle 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
    Aston Villa1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
    Fulham 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
    Blackburn 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
    Charlton 1 0 0 1 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 -1 0
    West Ham 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
    Ipswich 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
    Southampton1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
    Middlesbro 1 0 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 -4 0
    Leicester 1 0 0 1 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 -5 0

    Last updated 20 Aug 2001 10:36 pm

    Englishman

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    "Fanaticism masquerrading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic"

    Footy fans or JWs?!

    By the way my 17 month old son, William, finally took his first steps 10 days ago. But only 7 days later, Saturday just gone, he kicked his first ball!

    After first waltzing around Gerrard in the Liverpool midfield, evading a dirty attempted tackle from Carragher, stoppimg to hand McAllister his Zimmerframe, and the unleashing an unstoppable 35 yarder past a "Woeful" (Alan Green Radio 5 Live!)Liverpool defence and a "Despairing Dive" (Ditto) from Westerveld. Ha Ha.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    The greatest British hymn? "Abide With Me"

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "Evil is the absence of empathy"
    Movie (2000), Nuremberg

  • chasson
    chasson

    Hey Englishman,

    Don't forget: The french's soccer team is the european and world champion ;)

    Bye

    Charles

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