Lern,to/spel;and "punctuate"!!!!! (page 2)

ozziepost

I am not game to leave the screen because I can't find where I left off

PoppyR

am not game to leave the screen because I can't find where I left off

lmao.. I'll try. I am very wordy I know.. just try me in person. But to be honest, I dont think your eyes SHOULD leave the screen in the middle of one of my posts!!

I'm offended you even thought about doing that,

In fact I may write another post topic about how offended I am people stop reading in the middle of a post!

Better?

Poppy xxx

ozziepost

Ahh, poppy! we need more posters like you! It must be the Leicestershire air, eh?

wombat

PoppyR..........Please accept my humblest apologies.

Just imagine a "pragraph" (as Ozzie says) as a deep breath between sentences.

Verily, I shall hang on thine every word in future and, nay, never shall minest eyes wander from the screen wheneverest thou spakes.

Nayest shall I ever spake ill words to thou again.

Shit...I'm really getting carried away here. Maybe-est I should go to bed.

Love Wombat.

PoppyR

Aww. guys, you're making me blush

Do people breathe between sentences?? Maybe that's why I keep passing out!

Ozzie.. not sure it's the air in leicestershire, think it's Retail Therapy this morning!

G'nite Wombat and thanks for a good laugh, just what I needed (just what everyone needs!)

Poppy xx

OH I am so sorry- but you see could I explain just a little why I am so ignorant!!!?
First at 11 years of age -I was shipped of to Wales( where they didnt speak my language -no school either) Why because there was a Crises -Threat of war.!!!
Then I was taken home for a short while then was evacuated to Devon-at 12 years old.-- because bombs were falling on London where I lived-( schooling was sparse- so many kids not enough teachers.
I came home at 14 years of age when we all had to leave school ---if you were with out money to go higher.And of course I was not very well versed in all that YOU want.
At 16 I was married>>> Yes I learned how to do what comes naturally...& by the age of 21 I had 3 kids.No time to learn much except being a good MUM.
Then at 19 yrs of age I came to Montreal- As a War-bride ---Most around me only spoke French .
The Jehovahs Witnesse's knocked on my door & offered to TEACH me!!!! FREE!!!! So I really wanted to be smart( like you want- & are it seems) I took them up on it. Gave 25 years of my life--- To learn!!! LIES!!!!
Now at 78 I am enjoying the fellowship of kind loving people on this board - who except me warts & all ( bad spelling, no puntuations, ) Because the Wt took away my kids- grand-kids- Great grand kids.
So please do as you suggest skip reading this ignorant old lady

MOUTHY!!!!!!

Bryan

surely you can understand what we are saying without the proper spelling and punkuassion

bryan

under74

mouthy, don't take pete's words to heart. He did, afterall, post this under the "bible" topic.

Spectrum

So apart from separating a list where else should one use a comma correctly? I remember my teacher saying that commas are not that obvious as to its uses. Any grammar teachers here?

I pasted the sentence below from this web page without the comma it still makes sense.
"By posting on this forum, you agree to abide by the guidelines"

wombat

Spectrum..........

"I pasted the sentence below from this web page without the comma it still makes sense."

I really think that you should have used a "full stop" after the word "comma". Otherwise it doesn't really make sense.

I hope that you aren't taking this seriously...............

Lern,to/spel;and "punctuate"!!!!!

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