diamondblue1974: "Yes my grammar was a right pain in the ass....she would do nothing but moan..."
LOL! I don't know why this was so funny; but, I guess it had something to do with the avatar of Yoda looking irritated while saying this.... :)
by oldflame 26 Replies latest jw friends
diamondblue1974: "Yes my grammar was a right pain in the ass....she would do nothing but moan..."
LOL! I don't know why this was so funny; but, I guess it had something to do with the avatar of Yoda looking irritated while saying this.... :)
All my grammars are dead. Thinks for the Spell check it really pisses me off when a person judges me for a typing error and then makes fun of the error and belittles me for the error.
My spelling is good but 'serious' grammar is terrible. We were never taught anything beyond the basic at school - verbs, nouns etc. I'm studying NT Greek grammar at the moment but have found myself having to learn English grammar alongside.
Spelling checkers are fine as long as I remember to set them to UK English!
Apart from using the - too much, I feel my grammar is reasonable - spellng OK. Most mistakes I make are typos
Spilen prublims? Whu dus thatt?
No, both my grammars are dead.
I use the opera browser which has a spell checker as part of it though it has to be activated.
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.
oldflame,
Asked:
"Re: Do you have a problem with grammar ?"
followed by
"For those who have spelling problems you can go to Google and down load their tool bar"
oldflame please note the following:
gramĀ·mar (gram'?r) pronunciation
n.
1. The study of how words and their component parts combine to form sentences.
spellĀ·ing (spel'ing) pronunciation
n.
1. The forming of words with letters in an accepted order; orthography.
You guys are just toooooo funnnnyyyyy.
Hey I like the google tool bar, I like the autofill as well and the autolink.
We all hit the wrong key at times or type to fast and that's way different than some here who just plain cannot spell. I type in the dark a lot and will find that I don't go back and check before I hit the enter button. But for those who can't spell worth a darn and are tired of all the comments about it, they should use this......