Gretchen - I love that joke!
blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum 31 Replies latest social humour
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bebu
A brunette goes to the doctor. She tells the doctor, "It hurts here, here, here, here, here and here!" as she touches several spots.
The doctor examines her and asks, "Are you a blonde that colors her hair, per chance?"
She nods.
He replies, "Your finger is broken."
bebu
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Spectrum
Bebu,
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mouthy
A blonde was catching a bus, When it pulled up to the stop- she realized her skirt was so short it prevented her from reaching the step, so she went to the back of her skirt to undo the zip a little- but it was still to tight, so reached back & undid the zip a bit more... The guy behind her lifted her up & placed her on the step, she said" Hey you have no buisness touching me we are strangers" He replied" Well since you have undone my fly twice I thought we were friends by now"
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blondie
How about bald jokes?
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Spectrum
Blondie,
If you know any please add. -
Gretchen956
Ha, mine was slightly off topic!! Glad you liked it, Brenda, its one of my favorites!
Sherry
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stillajwexelder
Why do blondes only have a 15 minute lunch hour?
Saves on the retraining costs
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BrendaCloutier
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.As a blonde secretary I once worked with would say: "Snatch don't match"
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JeffT
Q) How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None, they just bitch until somebody does it for them.
Q) How do you tell when a redhead has PMS?
A) You can't, they act that way all the time.