i know many j.w's and they are allways hassling me with there beliefs and making me feel pretty hacked off at times,is there anything i could say to shut them up or any good questions that they don't like being asked,i assume there are a few ex j.w's on this forum so you must have come across some tricky questions before,hope someone can give some advice?thanks
how do i shut a j.w up?
by h2o 21 Replies latest jw friends
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Kent
Tell him/her:
Oh, it was so nice you came by, and I really want to discuss the bible with you. Come in, and we will pray to God for guidance. I will do the praying - and then we discuss afterwords.
That should do it :)
Yakki Da
Kent
"The only difference between a fool and the JW legal department is that a fool might be sympathetic ."
Daily News On The Watchtower and the Jehovah's Witnesses:
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COMF
How about, "Please... shut up."
COMF
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bikerchic
You answer the door butt naked!
Hey it worked for me.....I turned tail and ran! :o)
Life is like a 10 speed bike, we all have gears we never use.
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joelbear
i had rotten luck
all the ones that answered the door naked when i was a witness were girls.
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Naeblis
Punching them in the mouth works for me. Also, making threats like, "I'll punch your teeth out like chicklets!" is also effective.
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Kent
LOL joel!
Yakki Da
Kent
"The only difference between a fool and the JW legal department is that a fool might be sympathetic ."
Daily News On The Watchtower and the Jehovah's Witnesses:
http://watchtower.observer.org -
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D wiltshire
Come on in, Oh btw, I'm a disfellowshipped JW, I was disfellowshipped for apostacy.
Just take seat we can have a nice chat..... Hey where did he go?
I'll defend your right to say it, but it doesn't mean I beleive it.
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StifflersErSlayersBrother
Idea! Learn Telekinesis and make things float around you. Not only will they shut up, but they'll run far, far away! :)