Dismembered, were you thinking of your member again???
What Went Thru Your Mind While Sitting at The Meetings?
by minimus 73 Replies latest jw friends
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stillajwexelder
When I was an elder used to love it all - did not want meetings to end soemtimes- but if a brother who was boring and went overtime - that was adifferent matter. Then I would walk around the carpark for a breath of fresh air.
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ballistic
I used to spend hours wondering why there was a dinosaur printed on the map in the back on the Green Bible.
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Dismembered
Min,
you must be psychic
Dismembered
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daystar
ballistic
I used to spend hours wondering why there was a dinosaur printed on the map in the back on the Green Bible.
Hmmm... I never wondered about that. But now that you mention it... ??!!
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IP_SEC
"I'd do her, her, her, her..."
"hmmm I wish I'da prepared better for this part"
"how am I going to beat the boss to level 5"
"well, bout time for me to go check the parking lot, move the sprinkler, etc"
"Geezz why didnt he/she listen to the pronunciation on the bible tape or WT Library cdrom before giving this talk?"
"aummmmmmmm, aummmmmmmmmm, aummmmmmm"
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Dismembered
Watchtower did that to prove they believe in dinosaurs.
Dismembered
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slugga
We used to have an "interested one" that had mental problems come along and sit at the back on a Sunday morning and halfway through the talk he would make his hands into gun shapes and start "shooting" people in the hall making a "bang" noise as he did. It was pretty hard to concentrate and think of anything with someone who wanted to kill brothers sitting behind you.
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minimus
Dismembered, I just know you.
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jt stumbler
Blah blah blah..