What Went Thru Your Mind While Sitting at The Meetings?

by minimus 73 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Dismembered, were you thinking of your member again???

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    When I was an elder used to love it all - did not want meetings to end soemtimes- but if a brother who was boring and went overtime - that was adifferent matter. Then I would walk around the carpark for a breath of fresh air.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I used to spend hours wondering why there was a dinosaur printed on the map in the back on the Green Bible.

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Min,

    you must be psychic

    Dismembered

  • daystar
    daystar

    ballistic

    I used to spend hours wondering why there was a dinosaur printed on the map in the back on the Green Bible.

    Hmmm... I never wondered about that. But now that you mention it... ??!!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    "I'd do her, her, her, her..."

    "hmmm I wish I'da prepared better for this part"

    "how am I going to beat the boss to level 5"

    "well, bout time for me to go check the parking lot, move the sprinkler, etc"

    "Geezz why didnt he/she listen to the pronunciation on the bible tape or WT Library cdrom before giving this talk?"

    "aummmmmmmm, aummmmmmmmmm, aummmmmmm"

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Watchtower did that to prove they believe in dinosaurs.

    Dismembered

  • slugga
    slugga

    We used to have an "interested one" that had mental problems come along and sit at the back on a Sunday morning and halfway through the talk he would make his hands into gun shapes and start "shooting" people in the hall making a "bang" noise as he did. It was pretty hard to concentrate and think of anything with someone who wanted to kill brothers sitting behind you.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Dismembered, I just know you.

  • jt stumbler
    jt stumbler

    Blah blah blah..

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