What Went Thru Your Mind While Sitting at The Meetings? (page 6)

Check_Your_Premises

Actually Min, this is the one that made me think to suggest it...

When I was at the hieght of my JW-ness, it was: "what a good point, I'm not doing enough for Jehovah, I sure have to work on this and do better, I'm never doing enough, have to do more, I'm not a good enough Christian and if I don't shape up I'm going to be pecked on by birds after armegeddon."
Towards the end of my career as a JW, it was more like, "what am I doing here, I don't belong here anymore, something's not right, get me the hell out of the place, besides the gold and blue color scheme needs a major redux."

I love parity humor...

"Black people do this... white people do this..." -every black comedian since the late great Richard Pryor

diamondblue1974

Usually how many wallops I was going to get when I got home; my mother made me keep count!

Sometimes I used to get away with a few because she lost count herself.

DB74

1. sex 2. sex 3. sex 4.sex 5. sex 6. wow her breasts jiggle a lot when she walks 7. sex 8. damn she's hot 9. sex 10. sex 11. god i'm horny 12. sex 13. wow that's a short skirt 14. sex 15. god that girl at that other hall is cute 16. sex 17. sex 18. sex 19. god i'm horny 20. sex It would really get bad during the talks about sex, especially the talks on remaining chaste holy crap I would almost blow at the meetings.

lilybird

I've been trying to remember.. but honestly its all a blurr.. I guess my mind has blocked out all the BS from the past.. The most I remember I was always really bored..

figureitout

Hhahaha I have totally enjoyed reading this thread!!!!

1.) Damn it... another meeting

2.) Song/Prayer... Man I hope brother so and so does not give the prayer I want to sit down

3.) Sit down... look at the hotties in the hall. Have sex with each of them at least 10 times in my head, sometimes with multiple sisters

4.) Bordem would take over go back to the stall close the door and catch some zzzzz's

5.) Avoid elder standing in the back so he can not give me shi* for not turning in a field service report for ohh 18 - 24 months...lol

6.) Look at the hotties I was fornicating with in my mind and try to figure out who would be a real freak in the bedroom. Who would swallow, into anal, you know typical guy perverted freaky stuff...

7.) Look at the clock and wonder how in the hell has only 15 minutes passed...

8.) Contmplate skipping the 2nd half to go to bar with some friends

Repeat steps 1 though 8 till it ended.

nsrn

I was a good little elder's kid, and had to set a "good example"--no little toys or coloring. So I learned to daydream some fantastic adventures. I remember holding my dad's hand and tracing all the lines and callouses--now his hands are so old and wrinkled but still so familiar.

I have an old study book of my dad's, and every picture has a penciled in funny caption. He was probably more bored than he'll ever admit, too.

purplesofa

I DO NOT want to be in paradise with THESE people!!!!

purps

serendipity

1. I really should go in service

2. Sex fantasy #1 (slight grin)

3. I really should prepare for meetings

4. Why is oral sex wrong ? which leads to sex fantasy #2

5. I really should read the Bible more.

6. I LOVE sex!!!! Sex fantasy #3 (big smile)

7. I really should read the Daily Text daily.

8. I wonder if I'll ever have sex again. (frown)

9. I really should stop xxx (whatever the topic of the talk was).

10. If I don't stop thinking about sex, Jehovah will zap me at Armageddon.

theinfamousone

either dreams.... yes that means i was asleep... the hot milfs sitting around me who i knew would sleep with me if i wanted them to... or the inveriable "is it done yet", geeze this talk is over time... damn i wanna leave...

the infamous one

DigitalFokus

ha, now I have some real time to go through this.

1. who else is hungover today?

2. dude, you still reek of booze..hehe

3. this suit looks soo gay.

4. well time to take a crap.

5. returns: its still going? damn

6. great, brother 90year old i give a talk in each comment has his hand up.

7. boy do i love body dresses

8. hey, they seem chipper for being out with us last night.

9. so when do i duck out to avoid the elder bitchin at me for being late and leaving early every sunday.

10. brand new hall and all we got were these cheep ass chair..my ass hurts

11. i wonder what poor Perkins is going to be invaded by the dubs after the meeting.

12. i should get a new suit. this one has seen too many backseats all crumpled up.

13. uh oh, late morning wood. need to adjust.

14. did i bring my bible? shoot, i need to borrow a WT

15. comment once..damn this mic is loud.

16. i wonder who could kick my ass in here. yep he could. yep she could, and i would let her, nope too old , not a chance. he used to be a badass. he is crazy..umm. what was i just thinking about..

17. i wonder if i am in trouble for anything.

18. i like boobs.

19. i like her boobs.

20. shessh, he has boobs.

21. almost done.

22. these chairs really suck.

23. during prayer: looks around to see who else is looking around or not closing their eyes.

and there was a time i actually listened and paid attention but i still had some of the same thoughts.

What Went Thru Your Mind While Sitting at The Meetings?