by teejay 50 Replies latest jw friends
Man that sounds good Larc, but I'll have to decline your invitation. Wine makes me burp and cheese makes me constipated. I also don't think I have boots high enough to successful endure an evening with you. Thanks anyway!
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bigboi
"life's a bitch a with a g-string and a twelve pack of Busch."
bigboi,
I see that you mention Busch beer in your signiture. You might be able to substitute Busch for Burgandy. I will consult with the local elders and get back to you on this.
Larc:
Ok, so we've solved the alcohol prob. Now, what can we do about the 'bovine excrement' factor. Hmmmmm, I guess only time will tell.
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bigboi
"life's a bitch a with a g-string and a twelve pack of Busch."
Brother bigboi,
I can see by your use of the term, "bovine excrement", that you are more than just another pretty face. Around the yard, I make good use of BS or BE as you term it. You should see my garden! By the way, I got permision from the local elders for you to bring Busch instead of Burgandy. Also, feel free to bring your girl friend with the g string. We like women who do not hide their light under a bushel.
Now, brother bigboi, I think you are ready to leave the fringes of the group and progess toward the inner sanctum, since you are meek and teachable. I have a homework assignment for you. Please read the Heresy of the Month thread. On that thread, thinker and I started a new religion, but we only refer people to that thread that demonstrate the potential for spiritual advancement that you and teejay have demonstrated. There, will find some very high quality BE, in its most pure, unadulterated form. Happy reading.
Note: in the middle of the thread, I had trouble with my input and the same long message got entered nine times. I think my computer was momentarily demonized. When you get to that part, just skim past it to get to the other pearls of wisdom caste by Thinker, myself, and others.
bigboi,
I feel down hearted. I invited you to my cook out. I got special dispensation from the Elders so that you could bring Busch instead of Burgundy. I asked you to bring your girl friend with the g string. I even let you in on the secret of my new religion. What do you do? You disappear without a trace. I feel violated.
To all who responded to this thread:
I was given the tools, material, and the rough dimensions and told to build a dog house. I did. In fact, I built an 'A' Number 1 dog house. It was, afterall, for a dog.
Along comes different people to view my work. I told them what I said above--the client wanted a dog house. For a dog. Some say, "Well, it *is* a dog house. ONLY a dog house, but, yes, it is a dog house." Then, a couple of others say, "Damn, you idiot, it's only a dog house. Why didn't you build a three-bed, two bath 3000 sq foot house with a two-car garage?"
I say, "well..."
I was shown a six or seven minute clip of film. I was told to write an essay; one with a thesis, three supporting paragraphs based on cinematic elements used by the filmmaker, an intro and a fitting conclusion. That is what I did.
Now, for the critics: I'd challenge you to do better, but I won't do that since I know that is not likely possible. It is not possible to get a better grade than the one this essay received, a grade the professor said she never had given to any essay in twelve years of teaching on the college level.
Based on all of the above, perhaps my words, "I don't care about the negative comments from strangers" are now more believable.
peace,
tj
Damn Larc:
I didn't even see your response. Cheer up dude, I didn't mean to leave you hanging. I forgot our lil discussion we had. You see last night I caught up in someones daughter...(opps I meant to say with) and she kept me rather busy for a good part of the night.
As far as ol girl wit the Busch is concerned, she's not my girlfriend although she is a very, very, very, ohhhhh soooooo goood friend of mine. She wouldn't mind comin to the party you guys are throwing. All she asks in return is a rate of 250 dollars per hour starting from the moment she gets on the plane. She's very entertaining and a ppl person. Oh, as a side note and a wise precaution I advise that all of the geezer's life insurance policies be paid in full, because sometimes ol girl's parties get kinda outta hand and you wouldn't want the ol lady to have to deal with the unnecessary pressure of furneral costs as well as the stories in the papers that normally accompany events that my friend attends.
Cheerio my saltine fiend,
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bigboi
"life's a bitch a with a g-string and a twelve pack of Busch."
bigboi,
Two hundred and fify per hour?? She doesn't have to pay me that much.
Teejay,
I liked your essay you nit wit. (that was humor - the last three words that is. I don't want to confuse you)
I do wish both of you would go read my essay on the Sunday School Lesson (Sunday was misspelled in the title as Suday) It will give you too the opportunity to beat me up verbally.
Larc:
Hell, that's a bargain. For her at least(she's very good).... but you well shit I'd charge you at least a grand. All the BE you spew is a health risk. The higher the risk the higher the cost.
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bigboi
"life's a bitch a with a g-string and a twelve pack of Busch."
bigboi,
Take it nice and slow. Go back and reread my words on my last post. I don't want any misunderstanding that will lead to a 14 page debate. I said, SHE doesn't have to pay ME that much. You better start underlining the answers on your computer screen.
I may not be back for awhile, I think I am getting close to my 25 post limit. Even us illuminati are not exempt from this restriction. It wouldn't look good to the masses.
