JW's ruin my dinner.

by moshe 37 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Chimene
    Chimene
    Being recognised as JWs by strangers is another mind-control mechanism implanted deep within the JW brain.

    I second that!

  • moshe
    moshe



    'scuse me bro, I'm an excitable guy and that was very funny!

    unclebruce- I think you would have went around the table after they identified themselves as JW's and say " I just love JW's" you would have given them all a big hug- kiss the sisters, then announce" I'm an Apostate"

    peace,

    Moshe

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    LOL! too right moshe ... maybe invite them back to my place for an orgy first ...

  • moshe
    moshe

    unclebruce- my psychic powers just told me you would enjoy a Bible study with two JW sisters in your hot tub- with an adult beverage, too. You do have a hot tub, right?

    smiles,

    Moshe

  • moshe
    moshe

    There I go again- turning a serious topic into fluff. I do that a lot.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ooo moshe I'm in extacy just thinking about it lol


    don't worry, all threads must degenerate into fluff threads such is the nature of us aposta kids .. if we stayed serious we'd go completely insane unc ps: the red lobster sounds great (we only have red rooster over here

  • oldflame
    oldflame

    One time we had a meet-up of ex-jw's at a local tavern a few years ago. Well we were all blasting the Society and talking about how stupid we had been as JW's and we were all having a grand time. There was about 12 of us. Well we noticed at another table there was some very dressed up people staring at us like we were demon worshippers. So we all started looking at them and finally one of the guys at our table asked them "Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?" in a friendly but loud voice. Well they jumped out of their chairs and ran to the Hostess and next we saw them they were seated clear across the tavern at a secluded table all whispering and looking at us. Well we all lifted our beers and gave them a nice loud toast to being blind, all the time laughing our butts off. We had a wonderful time and those dumb people really believed we were the devils pawn.

    We were very please to put on a good show for those bible thumping JW who sat so bold and confident of their righteousness.

    I can understand the way people feel about the JW's and I understand the hurt that many go through when they come out. But it is actions and attitudes like this that keeps them in their faith rather than come out because it just help them set their beliefs. I believe it is by kindness, being polite and treating them just as myself a human being. When I treat them with respect I get much farther in discussing their false beliefs than I do when I am angry or rude. I can just picture those people sitting there and saying to each other "YEP" Jehovah was right when he said we would be persecuted"

    Sorry but I just don't agree with this type of mentality and level of respect.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    oooo yes, i do like those "red lobsters "

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    O K, I am in with "Old Flame" on this one..

    I take the point of your surprise, but really why should a group of dubs not enjoy a meal out? They can't go the disco or a x rated film. Even Jesus enjoyed a good meal with company. If it were to spoiled an evening, then I am sorry but perhaps the answer lies within yourself, rather than the Witness group.

    I have only once challenged a group to once to ask if they were Witnesses. Some family and myself were in a cheap cafe mid day and we heard snippets of conversation from the next table. Words like "Kingdom" and "Armageddon" and "Kingdom Hall". As a zealous dub, I thought it would be nice to meet some brothers in a strange town , so I went over and politely asked the question.

    "NO, we are NOT" was the reply. It seems they were talking about Witnesses - not members at all . They thought we were a pest.

    Time for a quick exit..

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Good points Blues Brother,

    However I don't think JW's could be put off their dining experience even if a fully kitted danny hazzard marched around the table singing happy birthday .. we apostates are a touch more sensitive though and are easily made nauseous at the sight and sounds of cultist cutlery. The witnesses in question seemed to have enjoyed moshe's query but I can see that for our dear brother the sight of a zombie munch meet triggered memories not good.

    unclebruce who'd rather not sup with fascists .

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