No, Minimus is just a little red m&m to be chewed up and spit out in armagedon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An "apostate" walks into a bar......................
by ButtLight 61 Replies latest jw friends
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JH
While the elder was sipping his drink, the CO, walks out of the bathroom with his fly down, and says do you have a light minimus?
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minimus
aND mINIMUS SAYS, "fOR WHAT?"
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ButtLight
To Sterilize my penis, Im a pedophile!
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EAGLE-1
So the apostate holds up a can of flammable hairspray and holds the lit match up to the sprayhead
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stillajwexelder
BUT BY THIS TIME AS ELDERS CANT THINK FOR THEMSELVES HE CALLS BROOKLYN BETHEL FOR ADVICE
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Dismembered
Yes Brothers we have a dilemma here.Dismembered
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ButtLight
The dilema is that we have to hide such things from the rest of the congregation, especially the apostates, so I suggest you ............ -
JH
start praying very hard to get out of this mess. But as they were praying...........
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ButtLight
As they were praying, Satan walks in the bar and buys a round!