An "apostate" walks into a bar......................

by ButtLight 61 Replies latest jw friends

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  SickofLies

  I will grant you one wish!
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  JH

  and the elder had his mind set on a young one.....
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  ferret

  Do you have your 10 hours in, if not what are you doing here ?
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  misspeaches

  to which the apostate replied "yes i have actually spent 20 hours witnessing on JWD this month..."
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  ballistic

  so the genie replied, "ok, fine... what is your wish then?"
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  JH

  The elder then replies:

  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
  Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
  I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
  Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
  Need me a triple shot of that juice
  Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
  I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
  
  But I'm sitting now at the bar,
  I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
  I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
  Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
  I said "Look man, come down here"
  So what you want?
  
  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
  No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
  Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
  Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
  Need me a triple shot of that stuff
  Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
  I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
  
  Now by this time I'm plenty high,
  You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
  Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
  I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
  So what you want this time?
  I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
  He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
  Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
  
  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
  No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
  Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
  Gonna get high man listen to me,
  One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
  I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
  I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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  JH

  After all those drinks drank by the elder, he asks someone to phone a taxi for him, but his apostate drinking buddy sitting next to him asked him a question since he was drunk, and he asked:

  Tell me mr. elder, when do you really think the end will come?

  and the elder replied.........
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  misspeaches

  "You know you scumbag apostate we are living in the last days. The other day I heard that there was a mugging in New York. That's a sign of the last days. It's any day now... This may well be the last memorial we'll ever celebrate....."

  ..... ..... .....
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  JH

  So then the apostate said to the elder, "If this is the last memorial, this means you won't be bringing home the wine anymore after the memorial and getting drunk with it, right?"
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  EAGLE-1

  No I wont be drinking wine anymore.I will just sit at home and wait for all those delicious young boys to be raised from the dead.I hope we can use our wankers in the new system.....