An "apostate" walks into a bar...................... (page 6)

And the Apostate says: "Only if you live through armageddon. If you die and are resurrected your wanker wont work anymore...

Then the Genie came back and said to the elder:

"You do know this is a GAY bar right?"

The elder looked at the Genie and said.....

He told the genie to keep this quiet and not tell anyone or else......

Or else he wouldnt be able to stay an elder, and help come up with another date for the end of this system of things!

While the elder was sipping his drink, the CO, walks out of the bathroom with his fly down, and says do you have a light minimus?

and minimus says: For what??

and the CO says: Well you never can have enough new light can ya...

LOL

While the elder was sipping his drink, the CO, walks out of the bathroom with his fly down, and says do you have a light minimus?

and minimus says: For what??

and the CO says: Well you never can have enough new light can ya...

Good one lol!

And one evening at the bar just finished for the elder, but tonight is another night

So, mr. elder, to what bar are you going tonight?

Well, I thought I would go to the tittie bar, care to join me?

''Will there be real titties?''

No, they are all fake titties, the ones you buy at the doctors office.

An "apostate" walks into a bar......................