JEHOVAH WILL SLOW IT DOWN IN HIS OWN TIME.......

by Mary 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mary
    Mary
    "After all we know that about 5000 people every week are getting baptized these days. That is a large number and it shows that Jehovah is indeed speeding things up at his own time"


    Yes, but what they're not saying is that the majority of this "growth" is in Third World countries where the poor buggers don't have access to the internet and therefore, have no idea as to the history of the religion..........the rest of the "growth" are simply the children of Witnesses who are over the age of 10 and who's parents are bugging them to get baptized so as to not bring shame upon them.........

    I would think that they'd chose their words more carefully as to their 'fabulous growth', because if they make it sound too good, then people are going to start wondering why they're seeing such crappy increases each year. Even the most braindead Dub could surmise that if there's 5,000 getting baptized each week, that there must be 4,900 leaving the Borganization.........not really what I'd call stellar growth.

    Gumbers said: Either that, or blow up Mary's chart to a 8x24 foot banner and do the front side of the Kingdom Hall on an early Sunday mornin.

    Ok. I'll fly to Cali-for-nee-ay and we'll hit Michael Jackson's old Hall first.

  • gumby
    gumby

    How true on the growth Mary...many off the offspring of witnesses, and these are the ones baptised.

    If every dub has at least one child that gets baptised, then out of 6 million dubs, 5,000 isn't really much to write home about. Just walk into about any old hall your familiar with and the only NEW faces are ones that moved in from somewhere else. Few studies, few dubs.

    Even the most braindead Dub could surmise that if there's 5,000 getting baptized each week, that there must be 4,900 leaving the Borganization.........not really what I'd call stellar growth.

    You'd think so, but look at the fallicies we swallowed and NOW wonder HOW we swallowed it. The old timers must see it...which is why apathy abounds in congregations nowadays.

    Hey....maybe the dubs will start having clowns and magic acts and do things like they used to condemn christendom for doing to get attendence up. Maybe "Bikers for Jehovah."

    If they weren't such a boring, same o same o bullshit from week to week, with NO entertainment for the kids to learn in a fun way, with the same songs, talks, memorial outlines, maybe at least the suckers who join them could at least be happier and expect a little more growth.

    Someday I need to go to a meeting out of town where no one knows me.... just to remind myself what a mindless idiot I was....and I will

    Gumnutsackscratcher

  • gumby
    gumby

    bttt....cuz Mary worked hard on this and it's a doozie of a thread for lurking dubs.

    Gumby

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