I need guidance!

by danionNoss 74 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll
    i did not ever say that i was always a JW, now did i einstein?

    No but to be a witness (like you claim) you would have to have studied with witnesses for a minimum of 6 months, gone through at least 2 books and been a regular publisher and you can only become a publisher if you know your stuff and if you knew your stuff you'd know we don't have Sunday schools.

    Nice try though

    :)

  • sloppykisses
    sloppykisses

    im curious, do you get any special privleges being a "MASTER MEMBER" of the ex-jw forums?

  • danionNoss
    danionNoss
    "free home bible studies" with "real" witnesses round at your houses.

    I seriously am interested in that. You make it sound like its bad. Why is that? Is JW a bad thing?

    I am sorry to say I have to go to sleep I have to get up for an interview at the local oil change place in the morning. Hopeing for a good solid job there, maybe a career in manegment.

  • sloppykisses
    sloppykisses

    to be a jw, you have to be a publisher? how many book makers does one church need? thats just nonsense...

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll
    i already have watchtower delived to my home

    Oh no a real "Free home bible study" is much much worse, Witnesses will come around to your house and bore the tits off you for years and frankly i think the three of you deserve it. Now give me yer home addresses i have some old mates that want to talk to you.

  • sloppykisses
    sloppykisses

    im a man...i dont have tits...but i do have two black belts...does that count?

  • sloppykisses
    sloppykisses

    LOA UTAH...just send them to the knifemaker with the rattlesnakes...the sheriff will understand...

  • sloppykisses
    sloppykisses

    you aussies sure do talk funny....whats a mate?

  • James Free
    James Free
    There are indeed four brand new newbies: Dannionoss, JWs don't hurt, sloppy kisses and bi ninja

    HMM.. and they all make the same multiple spelling mistakes, like they could be ONE person, or all friends going to the same BAD school!

    If you are ONE person, may I suggest you have sex with yourself using your male personality, and then again using your femaile personality and see which one you liked best.

    LOL

  • sloppykisses
    sloppykisses

    you spelled female wrong...is your name justin?

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