Expanding on KW's idea:
Inside the "PERSONAL & CONFIDENTIAL" envelope taped to JW's doors:
Dear Brother/Sister,
It has come to our attention thru at least 2 'eye' Witnesses that you have been involved
in serious wrong doing. You have been accused of immorality and apostasy.
Therefore, a Judical Committee meeting has been set up for tonight after the Book Study
at the Kingdom Hall. Please do not call any of the elders, the matters will be fully investigated
at the meeting.
Remember, too, that being honest with us -- at the very outset of the meeting -- and admitting
to any trangressions in advance will help show a repentant and loving attitude towards Jehovah
Gods' earthly representatives authority. These are Serious charges, please be prompt.
Agape',
Your loving brothers in Christ
PS: We know what you did last summer...
Wanna see a 95% decrease in JW's and/or publishers due to DF/DA & 'marked for bad association' ? Yee-haww !
Get 'em to 'confess' -- in advance ! Fools !
Rabbit in dreamlandia...