by ButtLight 58 Replies latest jw friends
Nothing like sitting in there and hearing the woman next to you blast a big one! I cant help but laugh out loud
LOL ... or people that are sitting and talking on their cell phones. I like to repeatedly flush the toilet if it sounds like they are on a business call.
Rub a Dub
LOL ... or people that are sitting and talking on their cell phones. I like to repeatedly flush the toilet if it sounds like they are on a business call.
LMAO! I love that idea! I have always hated it when people chat away on the phone while "easing nature".
Once hubby and I went to a saloon called Pappy and Harriets in an old western town near here where they used to film the old westerns like Annie Oakly and Lone Ranger. We got there early and the bathroom doors were both open from cleaning. I went in, layered my regular 15 layers of toilet seat protection, and was shocked at the nasty NASTY stuff written on the stall walls! NAAAAAAAAASTY!!!
Then this person comes into the stall next to me and I never seen so much HAIR on a womans legs before, the stall walls were pretty high. So I'm thinking......hhmmmmmm. So I said; "you are not a woman are you" HE says "no". So I says; "so I'm not in the womens bathroom?" He says; "no" and laughs. I said; "the NASTY stuff on the walls gave me that idea, but your hairy ass legs confirmed it" I never peed that close to a strange man pooping ever before.
I said; "the NASTY stuff on the walls gave me that idea, but your hairy ass legs confirmed it" I never peed that close to a strange man pooping ever before.
So now you know what men *really* think about.
LOL ... or people that are sitting and talking on their cell phones. I like to repeatedly flush the toilet if it sounds like they are on a business call.
Elsewhere,
I have to admit that I am a bad person when it comes to people blabbing away on cell phones while in the stall (especially in airports).
I have been guilty of, several times, even going in to an empty stall next to the person talking and do the repeated flush thing.
I have yet to repent of the wrongdoing.
Rub a Dub
That reminds me of the time I was in the local bar hear. I went to the bathroom, and the owner, young and good looking I might add, comes in to clean! I said, "Im in here!" and he says "yeah I know, i wont peek" jeese, he sat there holding a conversation with me while im trying to pee!!!!! I couldnt go! And believe me, i had to let some beer out, so I had to just relax, and let it flow! Boy, talk about a red face when I came out of the stall. All i could see was him on his hands and knees in the next stall cleaning lol!
This reminds me of funny graffitti you find written on the toilet walls.
I can't believe I still remeber this one. I was around 23 when I read it on the bathroom wall of the dry cleaners I worked at the time. Here goes..........
"Here I sit in stinking vapor. Some dumbass has stole the paper. So no more will I linger. Look out asshole, here comes the finger."
That reminds me of the time I was in the local bar hear. I went to the bathroom, and the owner, young and good looking I might add, comes in to clean! I said, "Im in here!" and he says "yeah I know, i wont peek" jeese, he sat there holding a conversation with me while im trying to pee!!!!! I couldnt go! And believe me, i had to let some beer out, so I had to just relax, and let it flow! Boy, talk about a red face when I came out of the stall. All i could see was him on his hands and knees in the next stall cleaning lol!
lol... come on now! No need to be shy about "easing nature"! You know the old saying: "Everyone shts and wipes their ass." (Except for WildHorses)
There should be a compendium of the 'greatest' public crapper grafitti.
Some of my faves:
1) written above a urinal: "Why are you looking here for a joke? You're holding the joke in your hands"
2) written above a urinal: "I just peed on my thumb and I'm not going to wash my hands"
3) written vertically on the wall beside the toilet making it necessary to lean over to read it: "you are now shi**ing at a 90 degree angle"
Hey now! I didn't write that on the wall, David. I only read it. LOL
