Things you see in a Public Bathroom! (page 5)

AudeSapere

And there is nothing worse then sitting on a wet toilet seat in a womans bathroom. Im mean come on, what kind of equiptment do they have? I know some stand up over the toilet so they dont have to sit, but jeese, wipe it off at least!

Uggh!! I HATE this.

I you not going to sit on the seat - at least put it up. Squatters squirt all over the seat and cause way more 'contamination' than anyone else.

Someone at work pees on the seat often. I'm still on the lookout for who it is. I have 2 people in mind...

EEEWW! (Gotta bring my little disinfectant wipee's with me - for the seat, that is.)

-Aude.

Nosferatu

Too bad this isn't in the adult section. Here's graffiti that I remember from when I was 9 years old:

***** ***** come to me, I want to lick you tenderly, a little brandy on your ****, will make you *** until you ****.

And why the hell is there always dried globs of snot around the urinals? People pick their nose while taking a piss? I gotta wonder how much of it ended up on the wall, and how much ended up on the guy's wiener.

Worst things I've ever seen in a public restroom is those goddam napkin dispensers beside the toilets. I know Tim Hortons has them. Rather than use toilet paper, they place these brown, wax-coated napkins in the stalls. Try wiping your ass with one of those (or a handfull of them). Guaranteed you'll get shit all over your hands, and your underwear will become glued to your asshole from insufficient wiping.

oldflame

Okay you guys are going to mkae me puke. I will not sit on a public toilet because I had a friend get the crabs from one once. I don't care for bugs especially when they are on me...........

cheen

The most common "thing" I usually see in public restrooms are Jehovah's Shitlesses with bachelors and masters degrees on their hands and knees cleaning all the "worldly" s$#t from the walls and stalls that you all just mentioned. No wonder we men(and some women!) like to piss on the toilet seat!..So much for that colij ejacashion, lol

cognizant dissident

My brother sent me this one, written on the mens washroom wall in a bar:

"Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days but doesn't die!"

Hilarious!

Lapuce

Just had breakfast before going on the board, now I think I'm gonna puke.

Crumpet

I couldnt go! And believe me, i had to let some beer out, so I had to just relax, and let it flow!

Buttlight - you have my sympathy - I have this problem all the time, especially if teh bathroom is really quiet and there's just me and one other person. Here's what I do - visualise niagara falls - it works every time.

Ellie

Ewww!

And to think some people actually go there to bonk, yuk!

Abaddon

Apostate Kate

That's a brilliant story! I love it!

I think multi-day music festivals probably provide the best example of icky bathrooms.

There are two types. The porta-loo/porta-potty is perhaps the best of the two. A plastic cube with a seat - some additionally have a urinal in the corner, and a drop into a holding tank. Some even have a manual flush. If they're not cleaned and cleared regularly they end up with mountains of poo rising over the rim of the seat. God only knows how people add the upper layers... Smart Bombing? I saw one particularly high one decorated with a flag at the summit.

The other type is the trench toilet; metal cubes with a hole in the wood you sit on, and a trench below. I've always thought the trench an ideal holding pen for anyone caught menacing or attacking a woman. They actually are often the more 'pleasant' option...

When you go back to the real world, white porcelain and running water are fascinating...

anewme

OH THANKYOU PEOPLE! I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN SOOOOO LONG!!!

I FEEL GREAT NOW!!!

GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS!

YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST NICEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO KNOW!

SINCERELY,
ANEWME

Things you see in a Public Bathroom!

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