Things you see in a Public Bathroom! (page 4)

greendawn

The main problem is with the toilet seats that are wet with urine then it's not really possible to use them. I could never understand why they don't use the urinals to pee so that the toilet seats can be left clean and dry.

Poztate

HA....I win...Walked into a restroom (boys) yesterday. A high school girl was watching her boy friend play with himself.

I told them both to FO and they were hurt that I was so insensitive Play with his little pecker someplace else BONEHEADS

Mr. Rebel8

So what exactly is the protocol when you sit in a stall, take a dump, then realize there isn't any toilet paper? I imagine THAT would be more embarrassing than blasting a loud one. Sure, you may want to fart in private, but what good is it to be alone in the public restroom when you don't have any TP?

If ever you were at the mercy of a stranger's goodwill... that would be the time!

P.C.

osmosis

I can't believe I even read this thread, let alone reply to it.

My sister used to work at a Sirloiner in Vancouver. One day, according to her, one of the homeless guys that lived under the Granville St. bridge came in and left a huge pile of poo right beside the toilet.

Obviously some sort of clever social commentary.

inquirer

I READ ONLY THE FIRST POST -- TOO MUCH DETAIL FOR MY LIKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SORRY FOR WHAT YOU HAD TO ENDURE!!!!! :(:(

FlyingHighNow

Well, then there's the Goth kids who have sex in the stalls at the mall and leave condoms on the floor and the back of the toilet. They just love away, getting a kick out of knowing we can hear them and see their feet. I remember my son coming out of the food court bathroom at Town Center Mall in Kennesaw, Ga. and saying, "Mommm, I can't go, there's people doing it in there...." His face was red as a beat. Then a couple, you couldn't tell if they were boys, girls, boy and boy or girl and girl due to the make-up and baggy clothing, come out, looking all delerious. "That's them, Mommmmm. I recognize their shoes." So I send him back in and he comes out complaining about the used condoms, left in their glory for his viewing pleasure. Ah youth. The problem is, my son was 11 years old and not too keen on the whole concept of thrilling public sex.

Read in a gas station bathroom off I-20 in between Vicksburg, MS and Monroe, La, from the intellectual graffiti writer:

"When you really think about it: Casper the Friendly Ghost is really just a dead little boy." And:

"What does an dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do? Lies awake at night contemplating whether there is a dog."

Quotes

Elsewhere, I have a different version:

Here is sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime but only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance
Saved a dime, but sh*t my pants.

~Q

silentWatcher

the best I've ever seen were in the restrooms in the Engineering Buildings at Cornell: Differential equations on the stall doors. But, the best was the guy who corrected one of the equations. LOL.

That's my definition of hard-core.

-silent

lovelylil

Hey everyone,

These stories and things written on bathroom walls, would make a great book idea. One of those joke books you read in the crapper?

We always make fun of my hubby because I swear you need a gas mask when he is a pooping. Now, I know it is not supposed to smell like roses but...Whew!!!! my kids got him a funny book about what else "poop". It gives each type of poop a name like the torpedo, the plopper, the big dropper, etc. Then goes into full detail describing why each one is named the way it is. it is so funny. We leave it in the bathroom for guests to read.

FlyingHighNow

Lovely, buy your husband some Devrom. You'll all be glad you did.

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