Let's create a story!!!
I'll start.
Terry awoke to the smell of bacon and eggs. The alarm clock had gone off two times before and gone into snooze mode. She had ignored it. Now what on earth was all that commotion going on outside her room?
Story time
by BlessedStar 37 Replies latest jw friends
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unclebruce
no it's your turn .. I did the last door ...ok but I'm not in the mood for sermon work .. I'll just offer the magazines .. with that Doc Jekyll knocked lightly hoping no one was home..
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mrsjones5
tap tap tap...
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JH
Good morning miss , I smell bacon, may I come in ?
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KW13
She hated her name. It made people think she was male. SO as to get a dig at her mum, she put on her snow shoes and got a shower.
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mrsjones5
Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!
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5thGeneration
It was the scurrying of the household in its attempt to not be late for the meeting.
The alarm clock malfunction would without a doubt bring reproof and council from the elders as a poor excuse for being late to the Kingdom Hall again.
Terry decided to throw out the bacon and eggs as they surely are a trap of the Devil to distract her from the spiritual food that awaits!
She settles on a screwdriver and a Xanax to get her through the morning.
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luna2
...so he huffed and he puffed for a few seconds, until he calmed down, pasted a big bright smile on his face and held up the latest Watchtower. "I'll trade you a this for some bacon", he said longingly.
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KW13
she promptly grabbed the Watchtower and stuck it in her knickers with the Bacon. Come poke around
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whyizit
She grabbed her robe and walked out to the kitchen. There was a couple fixing breakfast for themselves! The lady looked at her husband and exclaimed, "Harry! Who is this woman in my house?"
Terry looked in amazement at the complete strangers. "What are you doing in MY house, cooking MY food? Get out!"
Harry scratched his head and closed his eyes. "I just don't understand it. Ma'am?" he inquired of Terry, "Could you tell me today's date?"
"It is January 5, 1976! What the heck does that have to do with anything?" Terry asked sarcastically.
"Well, this really doesn't make any sense. Armageddon was suppose to occur in 1975, and we have had our hearts set on this house for a long time. We figured the worms and birds had picked your bones clean by now. Hmmm. This is kind of embarrasssing.", he explained. "We hid out and thought we had missed the battle!"