come on you could be more imaginative than that. Pretend you are really a writer!
blessedstar
Story time
by BlessedStar 37 Replies latest jw friends
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luna2
There she was, back in 1975, naked as the day she was born, with a Farrah Faucett hairdo and a pair of fuzzy slippers on her feet. Harry, the dub who'd tried to take over her house, finally opened his eyes and got a good look at her. His mouth fell open in shock and awe.
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ButtLight
And said, are you looking for the toilet paper?
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KW13
No she replied, i've got some watchtowers here
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luna2
"They aren't as soft as they could be but waste not, want not I always say." She picked the mags up off the kitchen counter and headed for the bathroom. Harry almost let the bacon burn, his eyes never leaving her curvaceous form as she bounced past him. He'd just tilted his head to watch her go 'round the corner when his dear wife, Maude....
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KW13
decided to fall out with him, he'd just commited adultery with his eyes. she'd not make up until he tossed his eyes into gehenna
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ButtLight
when his dear wife, Maude....
Said hun, the awakes are much better, and a bit softer, why dont you bring her some!
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BlessedStar
So back her room Terry returned, but realised everything had changed. What was she supposed to do now? Maude entered her room and said, "Young lady what is the meaning of you parading yourself like that? Get some clothes on and come down to breakfast! Your uncle is getting a heartattack. Serves him right. You've had too much too drink last night!"
Terry never drank in her life. Boy she was certainly someone else now. She opened the wardrobe and tried to locate some descent clothing. A lot of bell bottom pants. Geee.....
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BlessedStar
what's a gehenna?
blessedstar
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BlessedStar
Farrah Fawcett hairdo