His mouth dropped. Visions of bacon and poontang danced in his head.
Story time
by BlessedStar 37 Replies latest jw friends
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KW13
So he decided to get a spoon and proceeded to stick it in
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unclebruce
..but Doc Jekylls excited mind could not think about sex and food at the same time so he sat down, poured himself a coffee and began reading ..
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KW13
his palm. how could it be? he was GAY according to his hands...but then he remembered he had been given a hand transplant at 5 years old, and although he'd have no control over it and its actions he could at least close his eyes.
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luna2
LMAO...we've got two separate stories goin' here. Very funny. But my headache has subsided and now I have to go into work. WAH!
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whyizit
Rather than fight against the over-riding lust of his right hand, he decided to name it....Rosie Palm!
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Virgochik
Karl, you're naughty! Lollol!
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BlessedStar
Terry awoke to the smell of bacon and eggs. The alarm clock had gone off two times before and gone into snooze mode. She had ignored it. Now what on earth was all that commotion going on outside her room?
She heard voices….“no it's your turn .. I did the last door!”
“..ok but I'm not in the mood for sermon work .. I'll just offer the magazines”
.. with that Doc Jekyll knocked lightly hoping no one was home..
tap tap tap...
Terry’s mom opened the door.
“Good morning miss , oooooh I smell bacon, may I come in ? “
It was the scurrying of the household in its attempt to not be late for the meeting.
The alarm clock malfunction would without a doubt bring reproof and council from the elders as a poor excuse for being late to the Kingdom Hall again.
Terry decided to throw out the bacon and eggs as they surely are a trap of the Devil to distract her from the spiritual food that awaits!
She grabbed her robe and walked out to the kitchen. There was a couple fixing breakfast for themselves! The lady looked at her husband and exclaimed, "Harry! Who is this woman in my house?"
Terry looked in amazement at the complete strangers. "What are you doing in MY house, cooking MY food? Get out!"
Harry scratched his head and closed his eyes. "I just don't understand it. Ma'am?" he inquired of Terry, "Could you tell me today's date?"
"It is January 5, 1976! What the heck does that have to do with anything?" Terry asked sarcastically.
"Well, this really doesn't make any sense. Armageddon was suppose to occur in 1975, and we have had our hearts set on this house for a long time. We figured the worms and birds had picked your bones clean by now. Hmmm. This is kind of embarrasssing.", he explained. "We hid out and thought we had missed the battle!"
Terry thought to herself, “Have I gone completely mad? Where am I? I must be dreaming!!!”
In reality, for some odd reason, Terry had actually traveled back in time. The last thing she needed was Jehovah Witnesses bombarding her sleep. No – wait…that was actually a dream! But now standing in her kitchen with total strangers was crazy!
She did travel in time. Goodness, what on earth was she wearing?
blessedstar
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BlessedStar
Who's going to continue the story?
blessedstar
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KW13
Karl, you're naughty! Lollol!
i try blessedstar, stop trying to keep this topic CLEAN
She did travel in time. Goodness, what on earth was she wearing?
Nothing!!!