What's the funniest thing you did lately?

by JH 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    Yesterday I was right next to my living room closet, which is about 2 feet away from my neighbours living room closet, since we live on the same floor. Let me tell you that I can hear everything on her side and she can also hear everything on my side when we are this close to one another.

    So, unexpectedly, I made a very loud fart, and about 2 seconds later I heard my neighbour fooling around in her closet, 2 feet away.

    You guessed it, she surely heard my very loud fart

  • KW13
    KW13

    well i haven't managed to do anything but two UK apostates had me.

    Ballistic (the chav)

    Crumpet (full of holes)

    The site was down, they told me i had been banned. i believed them - BTW i love my new avatar...don't you?

  • snarf
    snarf

    I am a painter, and I was in an apartment painting it, thinking I was all alone, had my headset on, singing, dancing, having a good ole time. I felt someone watching me, so I turned around and there wwas the apartment manager with the new residents. She was showing them their apartment before they moved in....soooooooooooo embarrasing. I can't sing for crap either.

  • KW13
    KW13

    lol, snarf! i've done similar to that.

  • JH
    JH
    BTW i love my new avatar...don't you?

    It's nice. I'd swear you did that effect with Photoshop with the "Filter gallery" and maybe you used the Sketch / Bas Relief option.

  • KW13
    KW13

    hehe, sshhhh! btw the good looking guy in there is me (ladies)

    jh...do you often fart in your cabinet?

  • pratt1
    pratt1

    I tripped down the stairs in my house and hit my head and ass on every step on the way down.

    The noise was so loud my wife heard me and couldn't stop laughing.

  • luna2
    luna2

    Very nice avatar, KW. You look so dignified. BTW, Ballistic and Crumpy were so cruel to you! Poor baby.

    JH...LMAO! Nice one.

    snarf, bet that was a riot. Were you dancing too?

  • JH
    JH
    jh...do you often fart in your cabinet?

    Wouldn't you fart if you ate this and and drank a Coke?

    It's dynamite I tell ya !!!

  • KW13
    KW13
    Very nice avatar, KW. You look so dignified. BTW, Ballistic and Crumpy were so cruel to you! Poor baby.

    thanks luna knew i could count on ya
    why do you eat aeroplane food at home JH?

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