My wife asked me to pick up some "Hard As Nails" at the hardware store. I told her I didn't think it would work on me.
Ken P.
by JH 37 Replies latest jw friends
The stuppidest thing ive done recently which now its over can be classed as funny, was rip a big hole in the ass of my trousers at school in the middle of the day (in a cunning bobbing down and catching them on a metal locker door incident).
You could see about 5 square inches of my big black pants. I thought its OK, I will just wear my jacket the rest of the day. but then I remembered it was a shortie one, only went to my waist. I was really panicking now, as I had 2 more classes to teach, but then remembered my jumper, which I had to wear tied round my waist the rest of the day.
While having a conversation w/my husband and daughter who came over for a visit I was telling a story when my daughter interrupted and said that I had already told it 5xs before. I said, "Really"? and she said, "Mom, you do this all the time." I then proceeded to inform them that I just heard a news report about Alzheimers and how you know if you have it.
My daughter asked, "So what did you learn"? I said, "I can't remember". (Honest to god truth.)
My husband, daughter and then I just roared laughing at what I just had said.
Comes with age no matter how sharp you try to keep your brain cells. You just have to keep a sense of humor!!
Juni
::Did you ever get into the house?
Good times indeed!
I did. It was pretty easy actually, but ever since that little "incident" I make sure the door isn't locked if I go out through the garage
well i didnt actually 'do' this funny
last fri i sent in a pic of pet with her/his owner,,,,to the ellen show
on wed she showed it on her tv show, not only that she did a major funny for about 3 minutes on it
boy,,,now my dog walks around with her rhinestone shades with an attitude,,,i tell you lol
orbi