What's the funniest thing you did lately?

by JH 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • luna2
    luna2

    JH, that is seriously scary food. What the hell is it?

  • Purza
    Purza

    How about the stupidest thing I have done lately?

    I called our public works department and told them I had a squeak in my desk that was not going away -- could they send someone to fix it. They sent someone over and I told him how maddening the squeak was, that I thought something needed to be tightened up, etc. He takes a look and determines that the antenna for my radio was touching the window and that is what was making the "squeaking" noise whenever I touched the desk. Boy did I feel lame -- I think I even seriously blushed -- because I am normally not so dumb!

    Purz

  • JH
    JH

    That's what I eat 3 or 4 times a week !!!

    It's french fries and cheese and gravy on top. We call that a Poutine here in Quebec. Just google that word, you'll see. It's loaded with cholesterol, very oily too and has lots of calories. It lubricates your internal pipes, making food easy to glide down the other extremity, which also will produce spectacular farts. And a glass of coke to wash it down.

  • luna2
    luna2

    Lord, man, how do you stay so slim? LOL Purza - Aw, that could happen to anybody. I could see myself doing it, anyhow.

  • KW13
    KW13

    lol, they won't be letting you on planes in that case

    "there's a dog on the runway"

  • JH
    JH
    Lord, man, how do you stay so slim? LOL

    I exercise in bed very often all by myself

  • luna2
    luna2

    I had no idea you could use up so many calories doing that, JH!

    Ugh. better get back to work or I'll never get home.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hey how did kw get back in .. I thought he was banned?

  • Legolas
    Legolas

    I don't know about funny...But I could tell you pleanty of 'stupid' things I did lately!...LOL

  • luna2
    luna2

    I like your latest one, Lego. The no pants thing was classic. I think you should have said the hell with it and just gone to the door that way. LOL

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