If A JW Came To Your Door, What Would You Do???

by minimus 19 years ago 28 Replies latest 19 years ago jw friends

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  minimus 19 years ago

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  garybuss 19 years ago

  
  I'd try to get that Bible Teach book and some recent Watchtowers.

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  jstalin 19 years ago

  It sucks, because they show up when you least expect it (kinda like Armageddon, right?). I was hung over a couple of sundays ago and they knocked on my door. I wasn't on my game, so I couldn't give them any clear-minded crap. Dammit!

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  averyniceguy 19 years ago

  If two sisters are really hot, I will invite them inside.

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  IP_SEC 19 years ago

  I'd invite them poor bastards in, get them some coffee, tea, water, whateveh and talk to them. EXdubs have an arsenal of knowledge the common person doesnt have. I've got a list of things I'd love to discuss with them.

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  candidlynuts 19 years ago

  silly mini..

  they only knock on doors where it looks like no one is home now a days LOL

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  sf 19 years ago

  Last visit they payed here, I had just gotten out of the shower. So I couldn't stand there and ask how they truly feel about the world and its people.

  So I offered up the Misrepresentation of Tort, Blood Transfusion essay.

  They declined and retreated. Par.

  Next time they will be introduced to one of my fliers from my growing flier collection., as I'm quizzing them on their true agenda.

  sKally

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  stevenyc 19 years ago

  I work from a home office, and I have to say, I've never had a JDub call. I guess its thoughs invisible, barefooted men, at my door stopping them!

  steve

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  blondie 19 years ago

  If I knew them, not answer. If they didn't know I was a JW, I might play them for awhile. Actually JWs shut down as soon as you bring up a hard question they can't answer.

  Blondie

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  minimus 19 years ago

  I'd ask them, "If I don't join your religion before the Great Tribulation, does that mean I will be killed?" I wouldn't let them off the hook, either.

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