If A JW Came To Your Door, What Would You Do???

by minimus 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    If it was 2 ordinary witnesses, who didn't know that I lived here, I'd talk to them for 2 minutes, because I'm only inactive, not disfellowshipped. I would ask them how things are going in the congregation, if there are many newcomers....lol...they wish...lol

    If it was an elder or 2 elders I'd let them know that I'm not ready to come back yet. I wouldn't say anthing that they wouldn't want to hear. I love being inactive and in control of the situation.

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    I wouldn't bother to waste my time with informing them what a crock of bull their beliefs are but I would answer the door and tell them to go pedal their cult crap some where else, it's not welcomed here.

  • DannyHaszard
  • DannyHaszard
    DannyHaszard

    Q.What is,"suicide by apostate"?

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    A.Defiant trespassing!

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    Funny because two showed up today.

    The ex-CO was on an expansion binge so he ordered the start of a new congo in my area. We had been going to a Hall about 25 minutes from the house, and with the stroke of a pen as a loving gesture to help us and make it easier to attend meetings, he started a new one in the KH about 5 minutes from my house.

    Trouble is that we could only use the close Hall for book studies and would have to travel over an HOUR to get to the other four meetings.

    Apart from being really stupid, It's really annoying when other Dubz wonder why I might be offended by that.

  • jeeprube
    jeeprube

    The last time they came to my door, I was watching the HBO miniseries "Deadwood" on DVD. In full surround sound was blaring the language of obsenity when a knock came at the door.....That poor young sister didn't know what to think.

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    If there are any children accompanying the adults, I give them pitying looks and then tell the JWs I'm not interested.

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

    I'm bummed because for months I practised politely but firmly saying "My mother joined your cult, and it destroyed our family". But the morning they showed up I went berko...

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/112389/1.ashx

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    i'm not home

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