Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if.... (page 6)

hubert

If you have Turkey and all the fixings A WEEK AFTER THANKSGIVING, you might be a j.w.

Hubert

hubert

If you watch your child bleed to death when you could have saved it with a blood transfusion, you ARE a j.w. (I know it's not funny, but it's true).

Hubert

mouthy

JUNI!!!!Yes I am feeling my oats with this topic!!!! I got a million more .... Love ya sweetie ((((JUNI)

onesong

If you've had to sit in front of three older men and describe in graphic terms just what happened with sister so-and-so in the car last night-

Given a public talk about the trap of recreation and then cut out before the Watchtower to make a tee time- (actually happened)

gymbob

If you don't have any books in your home, but only "publications", you may be a dub........

If you choose to never talk to your son again because he's not in your religion, you may be a dub.....

If someone at work says, "good luck!", and you don't know what to say back, you're a dub.....

If you've spent 3 days at Dodger stadium with thousands of people, and never seen a baseball, you're a dub.....

If you think a man having hair on his chin is, "rebelious", you're a dub.....

If you would rather spend Saturday night needing to get your Watchtower studied for tomarrow's lesson instead of doing ANYTHING ELSE on a Saturday night, you are a hopeless dub.....

juni

If your idea of fun at a party is playing Bible charades---- you are a JW.

Lady Liberty

"If you would do anything the Governing Body told you to do, including drinking poison....You might be a JW!"

"If you feel your brain has been sucked out....you might be a JW!"

Mrs.Congeniality

if you are pioneering and need to get your time in and you go on vacation and stop at every rest stop to leave mag. so you can count your time.

if you can ask people religious questions but they cant ask you

if you look forward to the convention so you can see how much weight people have gained over the year

Mrs.Congeniality

everyone else on earth that God created is going to die because they dont have the jw name behind them

if you are in a car group of women and you forgot to take your depression meds and everyone else pulls them out of their purse

when an earthquake happens you think the end is right around the corner

mama1119

If on Halloween, you turn off all your lights and hide in one room while kids knock on your door, you may be a dub

If you sit alone in a classroom during pep rallies, you are a dub

If you tell your kids they get presents all year long instead of just christmas and b-days like the wordly kids, you are a dub

If you hoped and prayed you would get sick in Thursday nights so you could stay home and watch Cosby, you are a dub

If you wear moon boots all year long and call them service boots, you are a dub

Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

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