If you use the words Dub, Dubby, or JW, you are an Apostate.
Jeff Foxworthy....You might be an Apostate if.....
by Lady Liberty 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Undecided
If you are not controlled by the borg you are an apostate.
Ken P.
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mouthy
If you HAVE one foot in the grave & realise YOU GOT OLD!!! &m you are having pain,tears,
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mouthy
And you have this on all your mail
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zeroday
If you actually believe what JW's taught as little as 12 years, you are an apostate....
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Little Bo Peep
If you celebrated your first birthday at 59.
If you thought you'd be struck by lightening when you began questioning the Wt.
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riverofdeceit
I stole this from the other thread.
"If you think C.O.C. has something to do with the Circuit Overseer...You might be a JW!"
If you think C.O.C. has something to do with apostates...you might be an apostate! Corrosion of Conformity. couldn't resist
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crazyblondeb
Going along with the Santa on top of the roof, If you decorate a kingdom hall with battery operated christmas lights and LOTS of tinsel, you are an apostate! (Did that once!)
If you have the HLC thrown out of a hospital- twice, you are an apostate! (DID that, too!)
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Forscher
If you own a library card . . . you are going to be an apostate!
That's me!!
If you go to your Bible to find the answer to a bible question instead of the Watchtower... you are an apostate!!
If you think Raymond Franz is anything other than another Jim Jones...you might be an apsotate!
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Seeker4
If you Google "Jehovah's Witnesses" - and actually check out the links - you will be an apostate.
If you can correctly explain the blood policy of Jehovah's Witnesses, you are an apostate.
s4