If your bank teller is a Jehovah's Witness and reacts the same way to YOU as she does to an ARMED ROBBER - you might be an apostate. BTW - this really happened to me, Lilly
Jeff Foxworthy....You might be an Apostate if.....
by Lady Liberty 41 Replies latest jw friends
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lonelysheep
......you take pride in wearing your "Hustler Honey" shirt just cuz you can!
(me)
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toreador
If you are not disfellowshipped but are shunned anyway. You may be an apostate. I am.
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crazyblondeb
If you know what this means...
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SirNose586
You might be an apostate if you have an interest in the Society's literature from before the 1950's, and Awakes before 1970.
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toreador
If you have several hundred apostate links in your favorites folder... you just may be an apostate.
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OpenFireGlass
.... you drive a 2 door car...
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AuldSoul
If you know the names and ages of all the Governing Body members AND when they began partaking of the wine and bread, you are probably an apostate.
If you have ever said to an elder, "Yes, that is an interesting opinion in the Watchtower. But what does the BIBLE say about..." you are probably an apostate.
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TMS
If you would give anything to relive your entire life including high school, you might be an a . . . . . . .
tms
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mama1119
If you sing Happy Birthday, out of the blue, just because you can, you might be an apostate.
If you wait on Saturday mornings, excited for JW to start knockin, just to mess with them, you might be an Apostate
