if you have shirts that show cleavage or skirts above the knee
if you would rather go to disney world rather than a convention
if you sleep in on saturday morning
if you join the YMCA (thats me)
if you tell your kids they can now have b-day treats from the kids at school and they now can sing along and not have to leave the room
if you have a life
if you show up for a family reunion and you are the only ones that show up except immediate family (because everyone else is afraid you might talk to them about what you now know)
if your kids are in sports
if you sit around making jeff foxworthy jw jokes
if you say a bad word out loud instead of just in your mind