I shook Ted Jaracz's hand and saw his eyes turn to lizard eyes

by Kudra 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Either you've been taking some powerful pills, or you need to start taking some powerful pills.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL! Sounds like something out of the old TV series "V"......the only things missing are the forked tongue and gulping down a live rat.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Same thing happened when I shook my wife's hand - AFTER we just got married!!!!

  • rolling rock
    rolling rock

    There really is such a thing as Lizard people... You never heard of them??? Where have you people been???

  • Bodhisattva1320
    Bodhisattva1320
    Either you've been taking some powerful pills, or you need to start taking some powerful pills.

    HAHAHAHAHA !!!!

  • under_believer
    under_believer

    It's a well known fact that the Watchtower is owned by a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet trianually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows. In the Pentavirate is the Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothchilds, and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up.

    Oh, I hated the Colonel... with his wee, BEADY EYES! And that SMUG LOOK on his face! "Ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, oooohhh." He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!

  • What-A-Coincidence
  • becca1
    becca1

    They have drugs for that. I know, I take them.

  • Arthur
    Arthur
    Oh, I hated the Colonel... with his wee, BEADY EYES! And that SMUG LOOK on his face! "Ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, oooohhh." He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!

    LOL ! under_believer, that was one of my favorite movies of all time.

    "Look at the size of that boy's heed. It's like an orange on a tooth pick. It's a virtual planetoid; has it's own weather system."

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul
    UB: Pentavirate

    I'll see your Pentumvirate and raise you a Triumvirate. My Octumvirate RULES the conspiracy world!

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