I shook Ted Jaracz's hand and saw his eyes turn to lizard eyes

by Kudra 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    The WTS is heading fast for moral bankruptcy and hapless little Jaracz is the head of the group dealing with moral issues, those that deal with the financial issues will morph into something else and carry on as a different most likely non religious business.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    heh I remember reading that on a Icke website before. How do those guys (rigboy, t_t_a_t_t etc) take this guy seriously?

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    Kudra......are you sure? Given the facts of the situation, I think it would be more along the lines of a RAT'S EYES that seeing a lizard's eyes.

    We can agree that THIS rat is somewhat loyal......most rats are known to desert a sinking ship....but Ted J. Rat is still scurrying around proclaiming "all is well" and that the WTS indeed "has God's blessing" to six million obedient followers.

  • gwyneth
    gwyneth

    When I saw this, I laughed because I remember this from Sir82 in the "WT monitors sites?" thread:

    This is, to me, one step below the "I shook Ted Jaracz's hand and saw his eyes turn to lizard eyes" type of post.
  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Ahhhhhh ha ha.

    Good catch Gwyneth.

    ...I was waiting for sir82 to show up...

    When he wrote that in the other thread it seriously made me laugh out loud! I knew it deserved a thread all its own.
    :)

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    I'm a-gonna check out the Icke stuff now...

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    but, uh, seriously... when I was looking in one of the mirrors in the hallway of Bethel I saw three members of the governing body walk by behind me and they WEREN'T REFLECTING.

    It was just three suits going past with NO BODIES.

    Swear to god.

  • daystar
    daystar

    ROFL @ UB

    On no!!! They're coming for us!!!

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist
    "Look at the size of that boy's heed. It's like an orange on a tooth pick. It's a virtual planetoid; has it's own weather system."

    "'e'll be clyin' 'imself to sleep tonight on 'is *'uge* pilla!"

    First rule of Lizard People: Don't talk about the Lizard People

    Dave

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    This reminds of a JW I used to know. She and her husband visited the WTS headquarters in Brooklyn, then decided to tour the UN building. She later told us that when she walked into the UN, she "could feel the evil" that permeated the place, and she couldn't stand it; she literally ran out of there. She was dead serious, too.

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