Somebody has watched the opening of Men In Black one too many times.
I shook Ted Jaracz's hand and saw his eyes turn to lizard eyes
by Kudra 40 Replies latest jw friends
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jaguarbass
I'm sure David Icke would believe you.
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zagor
I shook Ted Jaracz's hand and saw his eyes turn to lizard eyes
Swear to god.
I see, did you see any aliens lately too? (I mean other than Mexicans)
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AuldSoul
zagor,
Funny you should mention it, I have. Yesterday I saw a Guatemalan, and two days ago I saw a whole group of Venezuelans! Do you think this could be the start of some sort of invasion? Or is it already too late?
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zagor
Funny you should mention it, I have. Yesterday I saw a Guatemalan, and two days ago I saw a whole group of Venezuelans! Do you think this could be the start of some sort of invasion? Or is it already too late?
Well, it certainly brings back to mind Independance Day movie, we need another Will Smith to save the day
Funny thing is he also acted in MIB (fighting the scum of the universe) as a leading actor, there must me a conspiracy, they are probably giving him roles to keep him quite LMAO.
Oh Gawd, David Ickes of this world are poisoning the minds of people with their acrobatical logic. Funny thing is you can't stop people like that spreading bullshit otherwise they'll interpret it as "aha, they are hiding something ..." It's never ending Marry-go-around
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FMZ
So, smartass comments aside... Kudra, did you actually see this, or was it a pun on Icke's research into the "lizard people"?
Just wonderin', not judging.
KJ
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Alpheta
LOL! Sounds like something out of the old TV series "V"......the only things missing are the forked tongue and gulping down a live rat. Frannie Bannanie: Too funny! LOL! How about the "star child" being born who, as I seem to recall, saved the world from the alien invasion? Perhaps the WTBTS will produce one, heh, and all the true believers will be released from their slavery, at last... Perhaps we should have a contest, who will be the "star child"...
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bebu
Either you've been taking some powerful pills, or you need to start taking some powerful pills.
Now I know a new line to sound like a REAL smart aleck. Thanks, Else!
bebu
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zagor
Jokes aside, I do think that Ted Jaracz is a real asshole. (I know its nothing new to say here but seriously) Few years ago I attended international convention. This young italian guy wanted to take a picture with him and Ted just F_ _ _ him off (without saying a word). Poor guy was just standing there in momentary disbelief, then good old Milton in a split second recognised what happen and as soon as already a bit shaken boy asked him to pose he was happy to do that.
That was an episode that stuck with me and was one of those that eventually lead me to start questioning many things. I can see how someone would in such a moment saw strange expression in Ted's eyes.
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Dansk
Well what did you expect? Everyone knows the GB are cold blooded!
Ian