A bald-headed man goes into a tattooist's and had tiny rabbits tattooed all over his head.
Why?
Well, from a distance they look like hares (hairs)!
Ian
TIME FOR ANOTHER LAUGH!
by Dansk 53 Replies latest social humour
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AuldSoul
It's a proven caft, ysdexlics have more ufn
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chiddy
Buttlite , thats great!!!!!!
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ButtLight
Ok, let me see if I can get this one right.
A cardiologist passes away, and at his funeral, behind his coffin, was a huge heart laced with flowers. Towards the end of the funeral, this huge heart opends up, and in went his coffin. The heart closed, and forever in the heart will be the cardiologist!
All of a sudden you hear one of the mourners burst out laughing! With all eyes on him, he says "Im sorry, but I was just imagining my own funeral, Im a gynecologist!!!
At that point the proctologist fainted!
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Dansk
Two homosexual cowboys:
Yup?
Yep!
Ian
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juni
Oh my god Ian!! Those are good!
I can see there will be no shortage of entertainment at the CurryFest with you around!
Have a happy day and give Claire a big hug and smooch!
Juni
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Dansk
Have a happy day and give Claire a big hug and smooch!
Is that all?
Ian
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PoppyR
A woman looks out onto the street and sees a really long funeral procession.
At the front a gorgeous widow holding a dog on a lead. Behind her two coffins, behind them a long line of women snaking away as far as the eye could see.
Unable to resist, the first woman goes up to the widow and says "I'm so sorry for your loss, what happened here?"
The widow explains.. the first coffin is my husband, the dog attacked him and killed him, the second coffin is my mother in law, she stepped in to help and the dog killed her too.
A profound moment of silence passed between the two women. The first woman then said to the widow:
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The widow replied "Get in line"
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freetosee
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"
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freetosee
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?"
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Two atoms are sitting next to each other and one says, "I've lost an electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah," the first replies. "I'm positive."