by jgnat 26 Replies latest jw friends
Help me break in my new scanner, and test out your photoshop abilities. Here are two of my favorite images from last year. Comments or captions anyone?
In case you can't make it out, the caption for the computer miss is, "Sadly, the workplace can become fertile ground for improper office romance."
Oh no, Doctor!! How do I know that that is not "the gift that keeps on giving"??? The Watchtower says that all you Worldly People™ have STD's, so it must be true!!
LOL, Scully. I knew I could count on you! Now, I'm off to bed. I'll check back in the morning.
Turning in early tonight, jgnat?
Thank you for the gift, but I can't accept it. My parents told me that people with blue smocks are bad association.
Office picture:
Him: Thought you could use a cup of coffee...
Her: Thanks!! It's just perfect.... hot, strong and black... the same way I like my men!
Office pic: "Sadly, without an education, you are prey to men bearing cups of coffee in your low-level, administrative job. Sadly, when you find yourself in this position - you're on your own. Sadly, we at headquarters, who advised against higher education, will claim no responsibility whatsoever for your dilemma."
Office JW Girl: "Are you bringing me coffee with the intent of expecting sexual favors from me?"
Office Boss: "Actually, no. I am distracting you with coffee so I can get a better look at your boobs."
or
Office Boss: "Random drug screening time is here!! Company policy requires that you pee in this cup, and I have to watch you!"
Office JW Girl: "Someone's been watching too much Borat, haven't they??"
The Watchtower photographer won't let me grab your ________, so here is a cup of coffee instead.
Not a caption, just an observation. Notice how it is only women who are in danger at the workplace. Is that because the WTS views work outside the home as unnecessary? So the solution is to stay home? Can't be having the men stay home to avoid sexual harassment.
Blondie (who married the man she met at work)
