The mindset of the Society.
W.Once
by jgnat 26 Replies latest jw friends
The mindset of the Society.
W.Once
office pic
Male: Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be lactating would you ?
lol sorry
Office:
Mary was confident that, even if he did spill the coffee on her, you wouldn't be able to tell with THAT dress.
Office Scene: Man - "Since I'm the PO, I sent your husband off on a sheparding call. Now we can discusse the details of gross misconduct".
Woman: "Man, I can't wait to get out of this psyco cult?.
Hospital Scene: Man - "But you can't tell anyone about my lab results. My medical files are confidential".
Woman - "Talk to the hand mister. Jehovah's law is greater than the HIPPA act. By next week everyone in the congregation will know about your evil ways".
*Photo of man holding cup*
Here. New company policy requires us to do drug testing... we need you to pee in this cup. Yes, I know it's your coffee cup... that's also part of the new company policy.
Regards,
Jim TX
*Photo of man holding present*
Geez Bill! Ya think you could take a shower every now and then? Oh, wait! That's your new cologne? It's what you have in the box there? It says 'Eu de Skunk'!
Regards,
Jim TX
In Paris Hilton voice "Wow that's hot!". I'm a repressed JW that's been looking for a man like you. In Mae West voice "Won't you come over and see me some time!". After I get you, you'll regret every bringing me a hot cup of Java!