Caption Time - Improper Office Romance

by jgnat 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

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    The mindset of the Society.

    W.Once

  • rwagoner
    rwagoner

    office pic

    Male: Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be lactating would you ?

    lol sorry

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    Office:

    Mary was confident that, even if he did spill the coffee on her, you wouldn't be able to tell with THAT dress.

  • Hecklerboy
    Hecklerboy

    Office Scene: Man - "Since I'm the PO, I sent your husband off on a sheparding call. Now we can discusse the details of gross misconduct".

    Woman: "Man, I can't wait to get out of this psyco cult?.

  • Clam
    Clam

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    Man : You look like you could do with something hot inside you?

    Woman : You filthy worldly man.

  • Hecklerboy
    Hecklerboy

    Hospital Scene: Man - "But you can't tell anyone about my lab results. My medical files are confidential".

    Woman - "Talk to the hand mister. Jehovah's law is greater than the HIPPA act. By next week everyone in the congregation will know about your evil ways".

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    *Photo of man holding cup*

    Here. New company policy requires us to do drug testing... we need you to pee in this cup. Yes, I know it's your coffee cup... that's also part of the new company policy.

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    *Photo of man holding present*

    Geez Bill! Ya think you could take a shower every now and then? Oh, wait! That's your new cologne? It's what you have in the box there? It says 'Eu de Skunk'!

    Regards,

    Jim TX

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  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    In Paris Hilton voice "Wow that's hot!". I'm a repressed JW that's been looking for a man like you. In Mae West voice "Won't you come over and see me some time!". After I get you, you'll regret every bringing me a hot cup of Java!

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