Ecstasy and other drugs can be placed by worldly workmates at any time!
"Oh c'mon. Snort a little of this and you'll feel better"
Caption Time - Improper Office Romance
by jgnat 26 Replies latest jw friends
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MsMcDucket
Ecstasy and other drugs can be placed by worldly workmates at any time!
"Oh c'mon. Snort a little of this and you'll feel better"
Yeah, I can take you to paradise to day! My dear sweetie!
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jgnat
Great comments, everyone! LOL. Keep them coming.
"Seemingly innocuous acts of kindness from a worldly man are foreplay to fornication. It is advisable to marry instead an inattentive brother from the hall."
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Confession
"I don't just want to have sex with you, Maria. Look, this is an entire box of condoms. I want to have lots and lots of sex. I hope I'm not coming on too strong."
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detective
Office pic:
"Cup of Jesus Juice, Susie? Brother Jackson highly recommends it."
Doctor's office:
"Listen Ted, buy me gifts and beg all you want but I will not go out with you as long as you are a Jehovah's Witness!"
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minimus
You KNOW I can't have anything to do with blood!" Your approach will never get you in MY pants!"
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MsMcDucket
The only way that I will let you practice on me on how to give an enema is if there's a second witness present.