Preserve Yourself from the "Big - A" - Avoid Slogan Clothing

by jgnat 30 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    In the latest keynote address, three qualities were listed that a Witness must have to survive Armageddon; speech, conduct, and attitude. Emphasized under conduct were dress and grooming. Slogan clothing, tattoos, and multiple body piercings were highlighted. Do you remember how the speaker would amplifiy the important part, thundering across the audience? They still do that. Here's the thundered message yesterday, "The big concern is, what can be seen on the outside is just a reflection of what is going on inside the head." There you have it, folks. You don't have to be kind to your neighbour, forgive generously, or love abundantly. What Jehovah's approved organization cares about is your dress. It's not the inside of the cup that matters, but the outside (Matthew 23:35-36). Dress right, and Jehovah's dark angel will pass you by.

    As a side-note, I'd like to confirm Blondie's suspicion that the society is whipping the congregation in to another end-time fury. This time though, no dates. Here's two direct quotes from the talk, "Ample indication to suggest that the day is near." and "We are very near the day of Jehovah's fury."

    I also was surprised that the speaker admitted that statistics bear out that Witness children who attend higher education either drop out to serve Jehovah, or earn their degree and "leave the truth".

    This was all taken from my notes from the keynote address on Sunday was titled, "How Can You Survive Jehovah's "Day of Fury"?" presented by Allan Murray. Wherever possible, I recorded his talk verbatim. This speech was part of the Circuit Assembly, theme "Store up...Treasures in Heaven" - Matthew 6:20.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Thankyou, jgnat.

    That was priceless.

    How did you manage to stomach it all in one sitting?

    Honesty -------->>>>>>> Heads to the kitchen for more popcorn.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    White noise. I blocked out all but the keynote speaker. I wrote three articles, illustrated our CO's delightful analogies, and napped. Bro. Morrone's illustration for materialism was a stunt rider. One cannot serve Jehovah and Mammon at the same time, the horses are going in opposite directions!

    My husband asked me NOT to bring a novel and puzzle-book next time, but the PDA games would be just fine.

  • dedpoet
    dedpoet

    Thanks jgnat,

    I think I'll change into one of my slogan t shirts now...

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb
    Here's two direct quotes from the talk, "Ample indication to suggest that the day is near." and "We are very near the day of Jehovah's fury."

    Hmmmm, where have we weird that before??? Maybe 30 years ago??

    woman <<<<<<<<<<for having sat thru all that crapola!!

  • Zico
    Zico

    Hi Jgnat, I've heard that talk as well. The speaker told us very similar things, and he actually also said that our salvation, depends partly on our Service and Meeting attendance. Unsurprisingly, he didn't back up this with a scripture.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    So I guess my T-shirt is out of the question!!

    http://www.cafepress.com/xjwu

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff
    I also was surprised that the speaker admitted that statistics bear out that Witness children who attend higher education either drop out to serve Jehovah, or earn their degree and "leave the truth".

    Very interesting subplot here; if you have already 'made the mistake' of letting your children start college, getting them to 'drop out' may save them yet! Wow. Wonder if they have statistics to back up that BS?

    Jeff

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Crazyblondedeb - I love the link. I may order a mug or two.

    Jeff

  • nelly136
    nelly136

    did they pay the usual homage to the international costumes or was it just a little assembly?

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