Preserve Yourself from the "Big - A" - Avoid Slogan Clothing (page 2)

jgnat

It was just a little assembly. Why do JW women tease and primp the life out of their hair?

gordon d

Here's the slogan shirt that say's it all... perfect for Dub's or Apostates alike, by simply moving the emphasis before or after the word "So"

... I'm wearing mine!

Clam

This one wouldn't be allowed I suppose?

rebel8

the primping is because this is one of the very very few opportunities they have to snag a date and show off their beauty to the other women!

the PDA games would be just fine

Do you have wireless internet access on that PDA? We could email you little words of encouragement and jokes during sessions.

Dress right, and Jehovah's dark angel will pass you by.

That is a good point. I will be sure to not wear my black thong at all during the dreaded autumn so I won't get zapped. I will keep my shirt buttoned up to my neck until at least December.

God hates clothing with slogans and people who eat double whipped french vanilla ice cream..He also prefers that you wear shoes with laces and not zippers..Anybody under 5ft 2in will be killed at armageddon..There will be no coloured underware or french frys in the new system..Jehovah`s Witness`s are the smartest people on the planet..The WBT$ say`s so...OUTLAW

Finally-Free

God hates clothing with slogans and people who eat double whipped french vanilla ice cream..He also prefers that you wear shoes with laces and not zippers..Anybody under 5ft 2in will be killed at armageddon..There will be no coloured underware or french frys in the new system..Jehovah`s Witness`s are the smartest people on the planet..The WBT$ say`s so...OUTLAW

Ok, I gotta admit I don't wear clothing with slogans or advertising. If someone wants to advertise their products or services on my stomach, they're gonna pay me for it - not the other way around. But I like french vanilla ice cream, and I wear slip on shoes. I'm over 6 feet, wear coloured underwear, and eat french fries. Sometimes I even eat poutine. I guess I'm dead meat at armageddon if the cholesterol doesn't get me first. W

Mary

jgnat said: In the latest keynote address, three qualities were listed that a Witness must have to survive Armageddon; speech, conduct, and attitude. Emphasized under conduct were dress and grooming. Slogan clothing, tattoos, and multiple body piercings were highlighted.

Please tell me this is a joke.

Honesty

Why do JW women tease and primp the life out of their hair?

They never know if their elder husband will remain faithful to ~~theGoverningBody~~ Jehovah so they have to be prepared just in case they qualify for a scriptural divorce if he turns apostate. Gotta lot of competition from the single sisters and they sure can't stay with an unbelieving mate who was once so spiritual towards ~~theWatchtowerSociety~~ Jehovah. Who knows, there future spouse may be one of the brothers who sees her husband with another woman and can be one of two witnesses to establish that she is free to remarry 'only in the Lord.'

jgnat

Please tell me this is a joke.

Completely for true, Mary. We couldn't MAKE this stuff up.

Preserve Yourself from the "Big - A" - Avoid Slogan Clothing

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