Dear Diary,
Had my nap, dinner and a "bathe," as say the British, well, in the flicks, anyway. Hadda lotta thoughts pass thru the skull of late, but someone mentioned jealousy. Recall thinking about being a victim of jealousy, a la Bette Midler and Barb Hershey in "Beaches." They were jealous of each other, but none was the wiser. What a waste of energy. Well, had my share of rottenness to the bones. Goes both ways. We all want what the other fella's got - his brains, his looks, his girl friend, his money......... Are you ever envious, Dear Diary? Like you want a leather cover or more pages, maybe? Do you wanna be published???.....No way, Jose'! You're not makin' a peep 'bout what goes down from pen to parchment. You are sworn to secrecy! I'll chain you to a post if you get outta hand!
C...