Things to keep in mind about God.
1.He is not only the richest guy in town; he's the richest guy in any town anyplace.
2.He never gets sick.
3.He'll never get old in the sense of aging, losing his hair, teeth, having prostate problems, etc.
4.God doesn't have to worry about what he'll eat or gaining weight.
5.God doesn't have to buy toilet paper.
6.God makes all the rules and doesn't have to obey anybody else's.
7.God is spoiled rotten.
8.God is not only spoiled rotten he is giving humans the silent treatment.
9.The history of God's dealings with humans is worst than the history of any despot in history because he slaughters humans by the billions!
10.With the power to actually do anything that comes into His mind he choses to pout and cajole and make threats and plead and never really get his point across.
11.God is an under-achiever. He hasn't lived up to his potential. Plus, he lets Satan run around loose getting into the garbage cans and pooping on the floor.
What we need is a God whisperer to straighten him out!
So, Pleeeeeeease--don't expect me to feel sorry for this character in the sky who can't get His royal act together.