Where are Gumby and Mary?

by UnConfused 67 Replies latest jw experiences

  • skyking
    skyking

    Marry bought a pair of pleasure panties and can't type now. Gumby is watching.

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I do remember Gumby saying something about being reinstated, by I thought he was joking. How awful for him to have to sit through all that crap again. I hope he will at least be able to start fading soon

    LOL!!! Ya....isn't it funny how the Holy Spirit neglected to warn the elders that they were reinstating an 'apostate' into their midst? Musta bin an oversight.

    I think it's called being desperate for someone, anyone, over the age of 15 to join the ranks. They might well overlook a few things to get him back.

  • juni
    juni

    Well lil' bro you finally gone and done it! I think your story could make #1 on the New York Time's book list!!

    They'd have to bind me and use duct tape over my mouth to keep me shat up. I don't know how you do it, but I can understand Gumbro. Take care of yourself in all ways and I look forward to hearing from you.

    Hugs, Juni

  • Mary
    Mary
    I do remember Gumby saying something about being reinstated, by I thought he was joking. How awful for him to have to sit through all that crap again. I hope he will at least be able to start fading soon

    That's his plan. My concern is: will they shun him again once he starts doing The Fade? I think they think he'll somehow embrace the religion all over again and realize how much he's missed it.

  • Gill
    Gill

    Mary! Tell Gumby that he reminds me of the four British Paratroopers who strapped themselves to an apache helicopter and flew back into Taliban territory to retrieve their fallen comrade! It was a moving story!

    I hope you suceed Gumby!

    Be careful, be cautious and keep your head down!

    I hope you get to rescue your family!

    Take care!

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Gumby's getting reinstated? Well, you gotta do what you gotta do. I haven't been to a meeting since May of 2006, but it looks like I'm going to have to start going on Sundays.

    As for Mary, I miss that beautiful face, and I want to see that real picture of you again. What a fox! I also miss your "attitude".

    Warlock

  • Mary
    Mary
    As for Mary, I miss that beautiful face, and I want to see that real picture of you again. What a fox!

    Why Warlock, seeing as you ask so nicely, of course you can see it again: Here's a lovely picture of me trying out for the part of Yoda's mommy:

    LOL!!!

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    See what I mean about that "attitude"?

    Warlock

  • UnConfused
    UnConfused

    Mary you might want to stay out of the sun a little more, lest it wrinkle your skin.

    sorry you've been sick

    and if Gumbo needed to be reinstated to have his family more power to Him, but the religion can rot as far as I'm concerned. Damn good people trapped in it. I think MOST in JWism are good folk actually, but trapped in that cult mindset like we were.

    Get better mary and get good grades.


    UnConfused/ConfusedJW

  • Mary
    Mary
    and if Gumbo needed to be reinstated to have his family more power to Him, but the religion can rot as far as I'm concerned. Damn good people trapped in it. I think MOST in JWism are good folk actually, but trapped in that cult mindset like we were.

    I agree. The big problem is that everyone in Gumby's family are Witnesses: his wife, his daughter, his grandkids, his siblings, his parents, his aunts and uncles, etc. He does not really have any family members who are out of The Borg, so needless to say, he feels totally isolated. They're all brainwashed just like we all were and that doesn't change easily.

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