Where are Gumby and Mary?

by UnConfused 67 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Clam
    Clam

    He's not sick.........he um, got reinstated the other night.

    Holy s**t. I can't believe this. He's one of my JWD heroes.

    Will the Nutsack Shining business's equity be signed over to the Society? It'll look cool in the portfolio.

    Gutted Clam

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    My heart aches for Gumby... the stress of sitting listening to all that again... See what one will do for their children.??? I think it is children that makes us want to suffer to seethem.In my mind it is blackmail Oh Mary I asked you not to show my picture on here..It was after my sunburn.That was naughty of you now ,warlock wont love me anymore...

  • deeskis
    deeskis

    (((Gumby))), hope it all works out for you.

    Mary, enjoy your course.

    BTW, UncleBruce seems to be MIA too. Don't tell me he's at the meeting as well

  • Narkissos
    Narkissos

    I had the strange impression Gumpenitent was only half-joking about that, but wow ...

    Please transmit him my best wishes Mary.

  • Warlock
    Warlock
    That was naughty of you now ,warlock wont love me anymore...

    Mouthy, now YOU go wash your mouth out with soap! You know I will always love you, even if I have to go back, like Gumby had to.

    Warlock

  • luna2
    luna2

    Sorry you've been sick, Mary. We've had that flu making the rounds here too. Seems like it takes forever to get better.

    Your course sounds very interesting. I know I wouldn't be able to concentrate on something like that. At least the computer isn't making me hallucinate any more (for a while I'd look at the screen and all the words looked like gibberish...kind of scary).

    Good Luck, Gumbo. I'm sorry you were forced to go back to Crazy Dub Land. I know I would find it very, very hard to sit through meetings and such...even for my family. You're a trooper.

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    He's not sick.........he um, got reinstated the other night. Ya, you read that right. He's not doing too well with it as he never wanted to do this, but his family has left him little choice. He's still going to post here which I'm glad of, as he's going to need our support now more than ever.

    God damn religion.

    Oh dear, this sucky religion has another one of the good guys by the big kahunas, dang! Hang in there Gumbysack, we're thinking about you!

    Mary hope you're feeling better!

  • Mary
    Mary
    Clam said: Holy s**t. I can't believe this. He's one of my JWD heroes.

    And he will continue to be Clam hon......he's just overwhelmed right now with it all but he promises to post here in a bit.

    Will the Nutsack Shining business's equity be signed over to the Society? It'll look cool in the portfolio.

    No chance in Hell. The nutsack shinin business is mine. And I gots the infomercial ta prove it.

    BTW, UncleBruce seems to be MIA too. Don't tell me he's at the meeting as well

    No, worse. He's posting at JWO. I'll see if I can get his Auzzie butt back here too.

  • Kaput
    Kaput

    No chance in Hell. The nutsack shinin business is mine. And I gots the infomercial ta prove it.

    I told ya they were shackin' up.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ***Crook Mary said: LOL!!! Ya....isn't it funny how the Holy Spirit neglected to warn the elders that they were reinstating an 'apostate' into their midst? Musta bin an oversight.*** ROTFL!!! Good on ya Brother Gumby, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. (((((((((gumbo))))))))) unc.

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